BREAD

Here’s the thing. If you have a fresh loaf of good bread, any recipe I give you is going to ruin it. Just eat the damn bread. Break off a hunk, eat it plain, butter it, spread some chocolate on it if you’re feeling sophisticated. That’s all you have to do, because it’s fresh fucking bread.

Now, if you have some half-assed packaged bread from the supermarket or not-so-fresh bread, I can help.