CONTENTS
Fat Vampire
Copyright
Dedication
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FAT VAMPIRE
Chapter 1 - Asshole
Chapter 2 - IT Guy
Chapter 3 - Bro Date
Chapter 4 - Babes
Chapter 5 - Fight Fight Fight
Chapter 6 - Fog
Chapter 7 - Drink
Chapter 8 - Dead
Chapter 9 - Falling Short
Chapter 10 - Baked
Chapter 11 - Work
Chapter 12 - Big Brains
Chapter 13 - Hungry
Chapter 14 - Trying Again
Chapter 15 - Little Girl
Chapter 16 - Fuck This
Chapter 17 - Too Fat
Chapter 18 - Night Shift
Chapter 19 - Rut
Chapter 20 - Hot Chick
Chapter 21 - Soul
Chapter 22 - More Assholes
Chapter 23 - Tested
Chapter 24 - Caught
Chapter 25 - Guts
Chapter 26 - Run
Chapter 27 - Blood
FAT VAMPIRE 2: TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
Chapter 1 - Cold Prick
Chapter 2 - Goth
Chapter 3 - Balanced
Chapter 4 - Nosferatu
Chapter 5 - Crazy Old Motherfucker
Chapter 6 - Myths
Chapter 7 - Diabeetus
Chapter 8 - Chess
Chapter 9 - Chateau and Cave
Chapter 10 - Old World
Chapter 11 - Scheisskopf
Chapter 12 - Evolved
Chapter 13 - Turn
Chapter 14 - Dear Old Dad
Chapter 15 - Prescient
Chapter 16 - 28 Days Later
FAT VAMPIRE 3: ALL YOU CAN EAT
Chapter 1 - Strippers
Chapter 2 - Bad News
Chapter 3 - Pimping and Subterfuge
Chapter 4 - Missing
Chapter 5 - Council
Chapter 6 - Little Merlin
Chapter 7 - Rednecks
Chapter 8 - Hulk
Chapter 9 - Stress
Chapter 10 - Bloodbath
Chapter 11 - Walker
Chapter 12 - Cops
Chapter 13 - Breakdown
Chapter 14 - Speech
Chapter 15 - Maximum Motherfucking Kung-Fu
Chapter 16 - Coke
FAT VAMPIRE 4: HARDER BETTER FATTER STRONGER
Chapter 1 - Big Pussy
Chapter 2 - Charles In Charge
Chapter 3 - Better Off Undead
Chapter 4 - Necessary
Chapter 5 - TGV
Chapter 6 - Sweepers
Chapter 7 - Snick
Chapter 8 - Skype
Chapter 9 - Civilized
Chapter 10 - Hot Air
Chapter 11 - Annihilist Sons of Bitches
Chapter 12 - Repugnant
Chapter 13 - Magic Fingers
Chapter 14 - Busted
Chapter 15 - Flight
Chapter 16 - Vampire Spock
Chapter 17 - Next
FAT VAMPIRE 5: FATPOCALYPSE
Chapter 1 - House of Vampires and Leaves
Chapter 2 - Siege
Chapter 3 - Bunker
Chapter 4 - Glamoured
Chapter 5 - Outbreak
Chapter 6 - Catacombs
Chapter 7 - Paris
Chapter 8 - War
Chapter 9 - Crossing
Chapter 10 - V-Crews
Chapter 11 - Seer
Chapter 12 - It's Never Sunny in Philadelphia
Chapter 13 - Starfish
Chapter 14 - Boneyard
Chapter 15 - Ash
Chapter 16 - New World
FAT VAMPIRE 6: SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST
Chapter 1 - Dark City
Chapter 2 - Old Young Girl
Chapter 3 - Grey Dawn
Chapter 4 - Assholes
Chapter 5 - New York, New York
Chapter 6 - Fatass
Chapter 7 - Mental
Chapter 8 - Sit-Down
Chapter 9 - Escape to New York
Chapter 10 - Meet the New Boss, Same As the Old Boss
Chapter 11 - Compromise
Chapter 12 - Evil
Chapter 13 - Made
Chapter 14 - Car
Chapter 15 - Hero
Chapter 16 - Baseball
Chapter 17 - Merciless
Chapter 18 - Listen
Chapter 19 - Slapfight
Chapter 20 - Sunrise
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