One of the problems with the name ‘Destry’ is that there aren’t too many obvious rhymes.

‘Vestry’ springs to mind.

The first time I saw my love, my Destry

Was in the vicar’s room, the vestry.

You see the problem? It’s not even close to the truth. ‘Camberwick’ isn’t much better.

I’m as happy with my Destry Camberwick

As a dog is with its doggie stick.

It’s clear the sensible option would be to forget about rhyme entirely. But I like rhyme.

There has to be a way.