PERHAPS THE WORST THING ABOUT BEING SICK IN BED IS THAT everyone knows exactly where to find you. Barry attempted to smother me with attention. Dad shooed him out as often as possible, along with various neighborhood ladies who dropped by to report how bravely poor Samantha was holding up and how she was still doing everything she could to keep the wedding plans moving. Since the only thing I could discover she’d done was call me up three or four times to issue new orders and complain about the things I hadn’t felt well enough to get done, a certain lack of cordiality tended to creep into these conversations.
But Dad liked Michael, or at least found him entertaining, and so didn’t shoo him away as he did with most of the people who
came to visit. In fact, Michael made me feel much better by reporting that he had convinced Mother that the blue fabric still in hiding at Pam’s was the perfect thing for the living room, if only it could be found. He brushed away my repeated grateful thanks—about the fabric and his nursing services—and regaled me with the outrageous antics of the various bridal parties who’d been in and out of the shop all week. I was actually in a reasonably good mood when Dad dropped by with news that only he would have considered cheering for a recovering invalid.
“It wasn’t food poisoning, you know,” he said, with enthusiasm.
“Then what was it?” I asked. “Surely we weren’t all simultaneously overcome with the force of Samantha’s personality? After all, she was a victim, too.”
Michael sniggered, but Dad, full of his news, ignored my sarcasm.
“Some sort of vegetable alkaloid in the salsa,” he said.
“How does that differ from food poisoning?” I asked.
“It wasn’t something that ought to have been in the salsa to begin with,” Dad explained. “Probably something in the amaryllis family. I’ve had the residue sent to the ME in Richmond, but we may not be able to tell much more. It was out in the heat rather a long time before anyone thought to preserve it.”
“How remiss of me,” I said. “Poor Pam! She must be frantic; it was her secret recipe for the salsa, after all.”
“The sheriff and I have both questioned Pam about the salsa, and it’s hard to see how she could have done it by accident,” Dad said. “The dishes she used to prepare it were still in her kitchen and showed no traces of poison, so it must have been added after she put it in the two serving bowls. And none of the kids admit to having played any tricks with it, and I believe them. There’s just one thing that bothers me.”
“Just one?” Michael muttered.
“The rigged fuse box was probably directed at me,” Dad said. “But these last two incidents—the bomb and the poisoned salsa—they were directed at you, Meg.”
“Not necessarily,” I said. “The bomb, yes; but the salsa was probably aimed at you.”
“I wasn’t even invited to the shower,” Dad protested.
“Yes, but the killer could have guessed you’d show up to nibble on the food before the party started,” I said. “Everyone in town knows to fix more food than they need for a party, to feed the nibblers. And you’re king of the nibblers.”
“That’s ridiculous,” Dad said, but his face had turned a bright red that suggested he saw the truth, even if he wouldn’t admit it.
“It’s a good thing you were busy elsewhere all day,” I went on. “If two bowls of salsa split among twenty people did all that damage, imagine what it would have done to you if you’d scarfed down a whole bowl the way you usually do with salsa. The only reason we had two bowls of the stuff is that you usually finish off one before the guests get to it, so Pam always makes one for you and one that she hopes you won’t find.”
“Oh, well,” Dad said, looking shaken and not bothering to protest. “Good point, I suppose. Anyway, there’s no way Pam could have accidentally introduced a potentially fatal dosage of a highly toxic vegetable alkaloid into the salsa.”
“That’s a relief.”
“The question is, who tampered with the salsa after Pam finished with it?”
“And why? Was it aimed at you, or Meg, or just at causing maximum death and injury?” Michael put in.
“Dad, you’ve got to be careful,” I said. “We all do.”
“Right. No nibbling.” Michael said.
“Yes, we should all be very careful indeed,” Dad said. And with that, he patted my hand and trotted away, no doubt to confer with the sheriff and the ME.
“Why the hell hasn’t your sheriff done something?” Michael asked, with irritation. “Called in the FBI or something.”
“Well, up until the bomb, I don’t think anyone was that worried,” I said. “The sheriff still seemed to think the fuse box incident and Mrs. Grover’s death could have been accidents. And after all, when it comes to homicides, Dad has rather a history of crying wolf.”
“I wasn’t sure I believed him myself, before,” Michael said. “But after this weekend, I’m sold. Whatever you and your dad have been doing with your detecting, you’ve definitely scared somebody. And that somebody’s after you.”
I closed my eyes briefly and shuddered at the idea of a cold-blooded killer stalking my occasionally demented but thoroughly lovable Dad. I didn’t want to believe it. And I hadn’t even begun to sort out how I felt about joining Dad on the killer’s most wanted list. Why me? Had I found out something vital? If I had, it was news to me.
“I really don’t need this,” I said. “I have enough on my mind without this. These damned weddings are enough to worry about, without having a homicidal maniac on the loose.”
“Yes, life in Yorktown is getting very complicated,” Michael said. “Don’t walk on the bluffs, don’t play with fuse boxes, don’t open any packages, and don’t eat the salsa. Anyway, you look tired; I’ll let you sleep. I think I’ll go home and start harassing some law enforcement agencies to take action.”
“Good idea.”
“Anything I can do for you on my way out?”
“Yes,” I said, handing him a bag. “Take this herb tea and ask Dad to take a look at it to see if it’s safe to drink.”
“You think someone is trying to poison you again?” he asked, holding the bag as if it contained another ticking bomb.
“Not deliberately, but I’ve learned to distrust Eileen’s home
remedies. And take these damned lilies of the valley away, too. Give them to Mrs. Tranh and the ladies if you like.”
“Are they poisonous too?” he joked.
“Actually, yes. Highly toxic. Warn them not to eat them. Even the water they’ve been soaking in could kill you.”
“I can see why you don’t want them around.”
“I don’t want them around because they’re from Barry,” I said, rather peevishly. “I thought he was safely off at a craft fair with Steven and Eileen for the weekend, but he showed up here instead. I’d be tempted to feed him the damn flowers and be done with him if I thought there was any chance they could decide on a new best man in time. But come July Sixteenth, Barry had better watch out.”
“Until they catch whoever spiked the salsa, all of us better watch out,” Michael said gravely. “Be careful.”