MOTHER, PAM, AND I SPENT THE MORNING HELPING DAD PICK OUT a new gray suit for Rob’s wedding. He’d ruined his last gray suit a few weeks ago, shinnying up a pine tree to look at a buzzard’s nest. We planned to hide this one until the day of the wedding. Then I spent the afternoon ferrying back another enormous pile of inspected wedding presents from the sheriffs office and inventorying them.
Steven and Eileen were a little surprised when I showed up at Professor Donleavy’s house at five sharp, bearing a bag of sandwiches and a large stack of their notecards.
“I thought we were going to take you out to dinner,” Steven said.
“Our treat,” Eileen added.
“I thought of something that will be an even bigger treat for me,” I said. “You’re going to write thank-you notes for your presents.”
They turned a little pale, but once they realized I had already gotten a list of donors and gifts all organized for them—or perhaps once they realized there was no escaping—they gave in and cheerfully sat around writing notes.
I stood over them, doling out the index cards on which I’d written the name and address of each donor and what they’d given, then taking back the finished notes, proofing them, addressing them, and sealing them.
It was slow work, much like forcing restless children to do homework.
“What’s an ee-perg-nay?” Steven would ask.
“A what?”
“E-p-e-r-g-n-e,” Steven said.
“Oh, epergne,” I said, correcting his pronunciation. “Eileen’s aunt Louise sent it.”
“Yes, I see, but what is it?”
“What do you care?” I said. “Just thank her for it.”
“How can I thank her if I don’t know what it is?”
“It’s that giant silver compartmented bowl on a pedestal.”
“Oh, that thing,” he said, frowning. “What on earth will we ever do with it?”
“You serve fruit or desserts in it.”
“You’ve got to be kidding,” he said.
“Then stuff it in the attic, unless you want to trip over it the rest of your lives,” I said. “Just tell her you’ll think of her whenever you use it.”
“Well, that’s honest,” he said.
“Do you think there’s a market for these if I did them in clay?” Eileen said, holding up a set of silver placecard holders.”
“An exceedingly small one,” I said. “Who cares? Just write.”
“Another silver tray?” Steven said. “How many does this make.”
“You have twelve in all,” I said. “Don’t worry, you can return them.”
We finished up around midnight, and I turned down their offer to see me home. They looked as if they’d rather be alone, anyway. I was cutting through their yard to the street when I saw a familiar figure.
Jake. Carrying a box that looked suspiciously like the one I’d found in Mrs. Grover’s room. The box that he probably did not
suspect now contained Mother’s great-aunt Sophy rather than his late wife.
How odd. Jake was taking the path to the beach.
I lurked in the bushes until he’d passed. Then I put down the box of thank-you notes and quietly followed him. It wasn’t hard; I had been using that path since I was a small child and knew every stone. I could follow it very silently. Jake was trying to sneak, but having a hard time. Every few steps he’d trip over a root or stone and swear quietly.
He finally made his way down to the beach, although I could tell he was going to have some bruises in the morning. I did some more lurking in the shrubbery a little way up the path. He went out to the end of the Donleavys’ dock. He peered up and down the shore. Then, evidently thinking no one was watching, he opened the box and flung the ashes out. Without any particular ceremony, as far as I could see. I felt a pang of guilt. Great-Aunt Sophy deserved better.
Jake then ripped the cardboard box into a dozen or so pieces and flung those into the river. He watched for a few minutes—waiting for the pieces to sink, no doubt—then turned and headed back for shore.
I scampered back up the path. By the time Jake arrived at the street, I was back to skulking in the roadside bushes. I watched as he nonchalantly strolled down the street that led to his house.
I couldn’t wait to tell Dad about this, although I knew it would have to wait till morning. Dad went to bed early, and it was already twelve-thirty. Closer to one by the time I found where I’d left the thank-you notes.
As I was approaching Samantha’s house, I noticed a car waiting at the end of their driveway. Skulking was getting to be habit-forming; I slipped into the bushes and watched. After a few minutes, I saw a figure slipping out of the car. Samantha. She shut the door, being careful not to slam it, and tiptoed down the driveway. The car started up and drove off. Perhaps the driver simply
forgot, but I noticed that the headlights stayed off until it was well out of sight.
Curiouser and curiouser, as Lewis Carroll would say. I could sympathize if Rob and Samantha had decided to sneak away from the neighborhood to get some privacy. The cloak-and-dagger antics were a bit over the top, but perhaps Rob was growing into the family penchant for theatrics. But I really didn’t think that had been Rob’s car. It was smaller than Rob’s battered gray Honda, and ran a lot more quietly. It wasn’t Samantha’s red MG either, that much I could tell. And it had headed away from our house, not toward it. Anyway, Rob was supposed to have gone with a friend to the bar exam review course.
I extracted myself with difficulty from the Brewsters’ holly bushes and continued on home, very thoughtful. When I reached our driveway, I confirmed that Rob’s car was still there. Odd. What was Samantha up to?
Just as I was entering the front door, I heard a car again. Another car, older and noisier than the one that had dropped Samantha off. It paused at the end of our driveway, a door slammed, and then it drove off.
I heard careful footsteps coming up the driveway. I waited inside the front door until I heard the footsteps just outside, then I turned on the porch light and flung open the door. There was Rob, blinking against the sudden glare, with a pile of books and papers under his arm. Law books. How odd; why would he feel the need to sneak in after a bar exam review session?
“Hi, Meg,” he said, with studied casualness. And then he jumped as the kitten climbed his trouser leg. The pile slipped, papers flew everywhere, and a small box fell to the floor, where it popped open, spilling out a clutter of lead figures and brightly colored four-, six-, ten-, and twenty-sided dice.
“Role-playing games?” I asked. He winced. “I thought you were studying for the bar exam. What are you doing playing games?”
“But I’m not playing,” he protested. “A classmate and I have invented a game. We’re calling it Kill All the Lawyers. Or possibly Lawyers from Hell. I thought of it during finals, and we’ve been working on it all summer. We’re running a test session now. Everyone loves it, and we think we can market it to one of the big game companies.”
“Rob,” I began. And then gave up. If he wasn’t worried about what Samantha would do if she caught him inventing games instead of studying for the bar, I certainly wasn’t worried. Maybe it would be the best thing.
But if Rob was sneaking out to play Lawyers from Hell, where had Samantha been? And with whom? And why had Jake suddenly decided to scatter his wife’s ashes?
I would have to have a talk with Dad tomorrow.