JAKE CLAIMED TO HAVE IMPORTANT ERRANDS FRIDAY MORNING. HE positively put his foot down and insisted that he couldn’t haul Mother around for another day. I was so pleased to detect some sign that he had a backbone I almost didn’t resent inheriting the task of keeping her distracted. As luck would have it, she made my job easier by coming up with eight or ten absolutely urgent errands that had to be done before the wedding. Pam managed to keep her from wandering out into the backyard until I was awake enough for
us to get on our way. I took the cellular phone along so I could call home from time to time during the day to check on the progress of the moss-hanging effort.
“Don’t worry, we’re getting along just fine without you,” Pam would say every time I called. Translation: for heaven’s sake, don’t come home yet; we’re nowhere near finished.
I saw Jake once, in passing, coming out of the local branch bank and heading into the travel agency. Well, at least he was presumably doing something useful about the honeymoon. I had no idea where they were going; Mother had assigned him the job of arranging the honeymoon and surprising her. Presumably she had dropped enough not-so-subtle hints that it would be a welcome surprise.
At about seven in the evening, I called from the candy store and hinted that they’d better wrap things up.
“We’re going to be finished soon,” I said.
“For heaven’s sake, we still have a lot of moss left; can’t you stall her some more?”
“No, we’re not going to be much longer, don’t worry,” I said.
“Drat. Well, don’t forget to pick up the cake.”
“The what?”
“The cake,” Pam repeated.
I glanced at Mother. She was absorbed in selecting boxes of chocolates to send to various relatives too ill or too far away to come to the wedding; I put as much space between us as possible.
“What do you mean, the cake?” I hissed into the phone. “We don’t want the wedding cake till tomorrow.”
“No, no; this is cake for the rehearsal party. Didn’t I tell you the last time you called? Cousin Millie was going to deliver it, but her van broke down.”
“Well how am I supposed to get it home? I’m keeping Mother out of the way, remember? Whither I goeth, she goeth, and she’s not blind.”
“Well you’ve got to think of something! I can’t find anyone else who can get down there.”
I thought of something.
“Have Cousin Millie take it to the garden store. It’s just two doors down from her shop. I’ll pick it up there. I’ll tell Mother that Dad wants me to pick something up. Some manure; she won’t want to come inside and help with that.”
“Okay. Can you sneak it into the house when you get home?”
Can’t anybody but me do anything?
As I expected, Mother was irritated at having to stop at the garden store.
“Why can’t your father run his own errands?” she complained. “Whatever does he want now?”
“Some manure,” I said. “You know how he is when he gets his heart set on putting down some manure. And he can’t pick it up because he’s mowing the lawn for your party tonight.”
“He’s not going to put manure on the yard today!” she gasped in horror.
“No, it’s for Pam’s vegetable garden, next week. But the sale ends today. I don’t suppose you want to help me carry it out?”
I supposed right. Mother waited patiently in the car, leafing through the latest issue of Modern Bride. She never saw me lugging two sacks of manure and a remarkably large sheet cake out to the trunk. I hoped the cake’s wrapping was air tight.
Eventually both of us ran out of errands, and I called home on the cellular phone. Pam answered.
“Hi,” I told her. “I just thought I’d let you know that we’re finished and heading home. Maybe you could have some tea and sandwiches ready?”
“They’re coming! They’re coming,” she bellowed. Audibly, even to Mother. I cut the connection. Mother seemed absorbed in playing with her purchases. Perhaps she hadn’t noticed.
When we arrived back at our neighborhood, I was astonished
to find a large fallen tree blocking the direct route home. It was getting dark; I was lucky not to run into it.
“Wherever do you suppose that came from?” Mother asked.
“Maybe they had a local thundershower here,” I said. “We’ll have to go the long way round.” I dialed home on the cell phone.
“Pam, hi, there’s a tree down blocking our way,” I said.
“Oh, really?” she said. “Imagine that!” I glanced back at the street behind the log. Despite the fading light, I could see a few telltale shreds of pale Spanish moss littering the pavement. A head popped out from behind the Donleavys’ fence and then back in again.
“I’ll have to go the long way, by your house, so I’ll stop by and put the manure in the shed. Have you got that? I’m putting the manure in the shed.”
“Oh, what a great idea! Dad can come there and get it!”
“Yes, that’s the idea.”
I turned around and took the long way home. I glanced in the rearview mirror and saw the fallen tree crawling swiftly off the road into the Donleavys’ yard, on eight or ten mismatched legs.
When we got to Pam’s yard, I backed up to the garden shed.
“I’ll just be a minute,” I said. I blocked Mother’s view by opening the trunk, threw open the garden shed door—
“Aaaaaaah!” I was so startled to find Dad crouching in the corner of the tiny shed that I uttered a small shriek.
“Meg, dear? Is anything wrong?” Mother called.
Dad put his finger to his lips and shook his head.
“No, why?” I called back.
“I heard a scream.”
“Must have been the peacocks,” I called, shoving the cake into Dad’s hands. “I hardly notice them anymore.” Dad, attempting to help with the deception, began giving remarkably authentic peacock shrieks. I frowned him into silence.
I unloaded the two manure sacks, closed the shed door—resisting the temptation to lock Dad in and keep him out of mischief—slammed the trunk down, and drove off.
This time, when I glanced in the rearview mirror, I saw Dad galloping across the backyard toward our house with the cake in his arms. I sighed.
“Is anything wrong, dear?”
“It’s been a long day,” I said, truthfully. Mother patted my arm.
“Well, you’ll be able to rest this evening,” she said. “The rehearsal won’t take long at all.”
Sure.
When I got to the end of the driveway, I was startled. There were two very large iron lanterns with burning candles in them posted on either side of the entrance. I turned into a lane literally dripping with Spanish moss and lit by dozens of strings of twinkly lights.
“Oh, my goodness!” Mother said. “It’s wonderful!”
Even as tired as I was, I had to admit it was impressive. We drove up to the house, which was lit with candles on the inside and more strings of lights on the outside. Several more lanterns outlined a path to the backyard.
Everyone yelled “Surprise!” when we got there. Only about two hundred of our nearest and dearest, which made it positively cozy compared with what tomorrow would be like. Everyone was complimenting Dad on his brilliant idea and each other on how well it had turned out. Everyone had brought food and drink, and they were all behaving themselves beautifully. Even Cousin Horace had showed up in coat and tie.
I dragged a lawn chair and a Diet Coke to a quiet corner of the yard, put my feet up on an empty beer keg, and collapsed.
“Why so glum?” Michael asked, appearing at my side, as usual.
“Do you know how many miles I’ve walked today?” I asked.
“Do you know how many wheelbarrow loads of Spanish moss I’ve hung?” he countered.
“You didn’t have Mother cracking the whip over you.”
“I had your Dad and Pam.”
“I almost ran into that fallen tree.”
“I fell off the ladder twice.”
I couldn’t help giggling. “All right, you win,” I said.
“Beautiful, isn’t it?” he said, waving his arm at the yard.
“Yes,” I said. “Absolutely, positively, ridiculously beautiful.”
We sat in silence, watching the guests drift across the yard in the flickering candlelight, hearing the murmur of conversation and the occasional ripple of laughter. Mother and Dad were standing near each other at the center of the party. Dad was explaining something to several cousins, gesturing enthusiastically. Mother was watching him with approval. Everyone was relaxed and happy. At the time like this, it became really obvious how much of a pall the unsolved murders had cast over everyone’s mood this summer, I thought. And looked around once more for the sheriff. Where on earth was he? I still had nagging doubts about Samantha’s guilt, and I wanted to make sure that the sheriff, in his zeal to convict Samantha, didn’t overlook any evidence that pointed to Barry as the culprit.
A figure stepped between us and the rest of the party. Jake. He was strolling along, looking up at the trailing fronds of moss with bewilderment.
“What do you think of the moss?” Michael asked him.
Jake started.
“The moss? Oh, it’s all right if you like the stuff. I suppose it’s pretty enough.” He picked up the end of a frond, looked at it critically, and then dropped it again, as if dismissing it. “Very odd,” he said, as if to himself, and wandered off.
I forced myself to mingle for a while, then retreated back to brood in peace in my observation post at the edge of the yard.
“You’re worried about something,” Michael said. He was definitely turning into a mind reader, as well as my faithful shadow.
“I keep having this nagging feeling I’ve forgotten something. Or overlooked something. Something important.”
“Something for your mother’s wedding?”
“I suppose it must be. I mean, the murders are solved, the other two weddings are over, one way or another. It must be something about Mother’s wedding, right?”
“What did you do today? Maybe we can figure what you’ve forgotten by process of elimination.”
I related all the errands we’d done, made Michael chuckle at the clever way I’d gotten the cake into the car under Mother’s very nose, made him laugh outright at my description of Dad lurking in the tool shed and shrieking like a peacock.
“I can’t see Jake doing anything ridiculous like that,” I said with a sigh.
“Ridiculous!” Michael said. “I like that; if you ask me your dad’s the ultimate romantic.”
“I agree,” I said, looking around at all the moss, candles, and Christmas lights. “In a bizarre way, it’s very romantic how he’ll happily do the most ridiculous things to please Mother.”
But I still felt a nagging unease. Perhaps it was the assembled relatives. They were all too well behaved. Surely someone was contemplating something really stupid that we wouldn’t find out about until the worst possible moment tomorrow. Like the night before Pam’s wedding, when some of the cousins had gotten Mal, the groom, completely plastered and put him on a plane to Los Angeles with a one-way ticket and no wallet. I was keeping a close eye on the cousins in question tonight, despite my sneaking feeling that it wouldn’t really be a bad thing if something delayed this
wedding. Or called it off entirely. If I saw the practical jokers leading Jake off toward the airport, would I really want to interfere?
But no one was doing anything suspicious. Everyone seemed to be having a wonderful time.
Except, possibly, Jake. I saw him, a little later, hovering near the edge of the group around Mother, looking rather forlorn.
“I could almost feel sorry for Jake,” I said. “It is supposed to be his wedding, too.”
“Yes,” Michael said. “Which reminds me: wasn’t the party actually supposed to follow the rehearsal?”
“Oh, damn! I can’t believe we forgot the rehearsal!”
“We could go and remind them.”
“No,” I said, shaking my head. “It’s nearly ten already. Everyone needs their rest. Mother, especially. And I can’t go to bed until we chase everyone out and put out all the candles and Christmas tree lights. Mother and Jake have both done this before; they’ll manage.”
“Famous last words,” Michael said.
“Oh, don’t be silly. After all, it’s supposed to be a short, simple ceremony. What could possibly go wrong?”
“Well, now we know what you’ve forgotten.”
“I hope so,” I said. “I really hope so.”