Index of Th ings You Don't Know

(words, phrases and letters)

(page numbers in boldface italic indicate entries where the indexed item is a primary subject)

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&c. (hey, even I am curious about where the typesetters are going to put this one in alpha order), 188 A, 188,193 A.D./B.C., 12 a/an, 42 absenteeism, 46 absentious, 74 abstemious, 74 acronym, 56 adder/na<dder, 127 adjective, 163, 164 adjourn, 19 adverb, 163 JE, i8g, 193 aglet, 73 agnail, 130 ain’t, 115, 118 aisle, 131 albatross, 30 albeit, 46, 48 alcohol, 30, 32

alfalfa (indexing allows me to use this unusual word twice!),

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alkali, 30, 32 alligator, 30, 135 alma mater, 73 alpaca, 30 alphabetical, 193 al-Qaeda, 30 ammunition, 30 among, 50 anachronism, 56 anacronym, 56 anacronymizer, 1 ancient, 47 and, 51 anelidous, 74 anemious, 74 Anno Domini, 12 another, 122 apartheid, 46 appendicious, 74 appetitious, 74 apple/napple, 127

apricot, 30 apron/napron, 127 arenicolous, 74 arguably, 117 arreptitious, 74 arsenious, 74 arterious, 74 ash (the letter), 188, 189 asinine, 173 ask, 178 assemblage, 14 assention-court, 74 atheism, 46 atramentitious, 74 auger/nauger, 127 AWOL, 57 B.C., 12 baggage, 108 balogna, 177 baloney, 177 barbacoa, 89 barbecue, 87 bear, 178 because, 51 benefcience, 47

between, 30 big cheese, the, 129 biology, 74 bit, 71 bitch, 180 blindfold, 133 blizzardous, 71 bon, 7

bona fide, 127

bonfire, 7

bonified, 127

boon, 7

booze, 84

bouler, 5

bovine, 178

bowdlerize, 83

bow-wow, 177

boycott, 85

bratwurst, 88

Brazil nut, 23

brb, 216

brethren, 211

Britain (the word), 164

brother, 211

BS, 5

bug (computer), 86 bud, 5, 54 bullshit, 5 bullshittemet, 1 bumsides, 85 butt, 52 butterfly, 71 buttonhole, 134 byte, 71 C, 181

can, 165 canine, 175,178 cannot, 42 capers, 128 cardigan, 86 carduus thistle, 73 carnivore, 202 cat, 178 Celsius, 198 center/centre, 197 centigrade, 199 cbuise lounge/chaise longue, 128 chauvinism, 85 cherry, 128,135,149,153 children, 210 chile I chili I chilly, 21 chill, 22

chitchattemet, 1 cbiz, 129 circumstance, 35 civus, 130 cniht, 196 co-conspirator, 153 coconut, 23 cohort, 132 coin, 60

coincidentally, 118 colinderies, colinda, 56 comma, 172 computer bug, 86 conceive, 46 concierge, 47 condom, 84 continuum, 73

commudgin, 24 cortege, 152

coud, 128

coue, 179 could, 128

coup de grace, 205 cow, 178,179 coward, 178 cower, 179 crap, 83 crawdad, 136 crawfish, 137 crayfish, 135,136 criteria KpiTpiA, 148 crommt, 69 cry, 35 cubit, 72 curiously, 118 curmudgeon, 24 cwm, 190 D, 187 data, 159 dead ringer, 95 debit, 151 debt, 150 deca, 154 decimate, 134, 133 deer, 137, 148, 211 definitive, 1 delusionary, 1 derrick, 83

det/dett/dette/debt, 151 dialect, 26 dialegsthai, 26 dialogue, 26

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diatribe, 27

fast and furious, 35

griey, 180

dictionary, 70

feline, 175,178

gringo, 101

discrete/discreet, 45

fell, 133

grr/grrl, 190

disindivisibility, 74

female, 13

han-cho, 10

Dord, 138

figurative, 137

hangnail, 129

dot, 167

finally, 118

hazardous, 71

doubt, 131

fired, 93

hem and haw, 35

drainage, 14

fish, 178

herbivore, 202

dreamt, 69

fishwife, 204

herstory, 6

drunkard, 179

fly, 40

high muckamuck, 129

dullard, 179

fly-speck, 215

himnia/hisnia, 6

duoliteral, 74

fold, 133

historical (not istorical),

duumvir, 73

fond, 195

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duumvirate, 73

foot, 72

history, 6

£,22, 45,46,51, 53,55,

fortunately, 118

hit, 120

69, 70, 74, 150, 159,

fox, 178

hogwash, 176

177, 188, 189, 190,

frikkin’, 172

hoi polloi, 29, 32, 155

191,192, 193, 215

fro, 35

hoity-toity, 31

eats, 124

frugal, 169

honcho, 10

efficient, 47

frumentarius, 24

honeymoon, 91

egregious, 115

fuck, 55, 61, 176

honorificabilitudinitatibu

eke, 127

fun, 195

s, 169

English (the word), 1 63

F-word, 61, 63

hooker, 19, 84

entourage, 152

FF-word, 63

hopefully, 1, 115, 117

epixoriambikos, 181

galnocologist, 6

horrendous, 71

equine, 178

garden, 19

horse, 178

erstwhile (I don't talk

gerrymander, 83

hound, 178

about it, but just use

gerund, 163

hue, 35

it—isn't it a cool

ghoti, 99

humvee, 57

word?), 86

golf, 55, Go, 73

hydrargyrum, 8

etc., 144, 147, 188

gorp, 63

I, 41, 46, 188, 192, 193

eth, 183, 187

gossip, 69

ic, 216

ewt/newt, 12.7

gray, 181, 187

& 34

facetious, 74

grey, 187

I’ll, 131

Fahrenheit, 198

greyhound, 179

impact, 115

impastoriare, 18 impester, 17 individuum, 73 indivisibility, 74 insvXat&d/insula, 132 interestingly, 117 interjection, 163 interrobang, 214 interrogate, 178 ioton, 148 island, 33, 131 isle, 131

its/ it’s, 115,119 J, 181, 183,187 jeep, 57 jeopardous, 71

jiffy- 75 journal, 19 journey, 18 journeyman, 18 kill, 90 kilter, 35 knecht, 196 knee, 196 knight, 195 knock, 196 knot, 196 know, 196 knuckle, 196 kudos/kudo, 148 lad, 196 laser, 56, 57 iawi, 212 learn, 123

leiyons and teigers and beirs, oh mei, 46 light/lite, 12, 136 literal, 157 llama, 30 login, 166, 212 lol, 211, 216 luckily, 118 lukewarm, 34 lupine, 178 lynch, 83 lyricritic, 1 macadamia nut, 23 magazine, 171 majestic, 169 malapropism, 83 male, 13 manipulate, 135 mano a mano, 134 manufacture, 135 mas/masculus, 13 may, 165 meow, 177 mercury, 8 microparse, 1 millionaire, 75 mine, 120

minimums/minima, 160 minuscule, 20 minute, 20 minutia, 160, 161 mistletoe, 136 mob, 78

mobile vulgus, 78

monologue, 26 month, 71 moo, 177

moose, 39, 148, 211 muckamuck, 129 multitudinous, 169 must, 165 musteline, 178 muumuu, 73 nadder/adder, 127 napple/apple, 42,127 napron/'apron, 127 NATO, 57 nauger, 127 ne (for any), 211 neighbor, 45 new, 150

news, 64, 148,150 nickname, 127 night, 12, 136 nite, 156

no man is an island, 107

nonce-word, 164

notch/otch, 127

nother, 122

noun, 163

novel/novelette, 13

O, 188

oink, 177

once, 165

or, 53

orange, 71

Oscar (the name), 113 otch/notch, 127

ought, 165

point, toy

retinue, 152

outrage, 14

pomp, 35

ruin, 35

outre, 14

populous, 151

rule of thumb, 72

over-exaggeration, 121

porcine, 175, 178

S, 215

ovine, 178

posh, 55, 58, 66

Sahara, 32, 133

P's and Q’s, 38

posh-houri/posh-

sake, 11

pants, 70

kooroona, 59

scrabble, 203

parliament, 192

posse, 152

scrimp, 168

participle, 163

prefix, 163

scule, 20

pasteurize, 83

pronoun, 163

sesquipedalian, 169

pea/pease, 128, 149

pukey, 108

shall, 165

pea nut, 23

pumper, 77

shamefaced, 128

peanut, 23

pumpernickel, 77

sheep, 178

pedal, 9

pure and simple, 35

sheet, 15

pen, 17

purple, 71

sheriff, y3

pencil, ly

pussyfoot, iy3

shit, 34, 66

penis, ly

put up with, 112

should, 166

peple/people, 151

P-word, 176

shrift, 35

perceive, 46

Q, 181, 186

shrimp, 168

perpetuum, 73

qoph, 186

sic, 66

persnickitor, 1

question, 178

sick and tired, 35

pest/pester, ly

queue, 186

sideburns, 83

pestis, 18

quick, 8

silver, 71

PETA, 57

quicksilver, y

sine nobilitate, 78

phat, 67

quis/quisling/

sire, 93

pig, 178

quisquilian, 72

sirloin, 93

pig-ass, 204

R, 190

skei-, 56

pig-wife, 204

radar, 57

skosh, 11

piscine, 178

RAM, 57

sluggard, 179

plantar wart, 9

RBI, 39

snafu, 57

plenish, 135

redundancies, 47

snob, y8

plumber, 131

replenish, 133

sonar, 57

pneumonoultramicroscop

residuum, 73

SOS, 77

icsilicovolcanoconiosis,

resonate, 16

spoonerism, 83

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resound, 16

stadiums/stadia, 160

stipend, 65 stips, 65 stupendous, 71 subtle, 151 suffix, i6j sukoshi, 11 surcharge, 93 sur-clouded, 93 surname, 93 surpass, 93 survive, 93

sweetswineomine, 178 swine, 178 T, 188, 191 tchili, 22 teach, 125 team, 152, i 9 8 teetotaler, 25 teh, 215 tempero, 11 tempura, 11 testes, 91 testicles, 91 testify, 90 6 , 184

the, 29, 31, 184, 215 the proof is in the pudding, 105 the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, 73

theater/theatre, 197 their, 46 theirs, 120

with singular nouns, 200

thesaurus, lyo thine, 120 thorn, 183, 187 three dog night, 70 three sheets to the wind, !5

throe/throw, 20 throw the baby out with the bathwater, 95 tip off, 65 tip/tips, 55, 65, 66 to, 35, 109 town, 74 tremendous, 71 triage, 27 trialogue, 26 trier, 27 trivia, 161 try, 27

U, 184, 185, 188 u r, 211

umpire/numpire, 127 underground, 75 ursine, 178 use, 126 usually, 117 utile, 126 utilize, 125

V, 183 vacuum, 73 vegetarian, 202 verb, 163

veritable, 159 vigor, 35 villain, 178 vim, 35 virtual, 158 visceral, 159 vital, 9 vowel, 191 vulpine, 178

W, 181, 183, 186, 190 WAC, 57

wafce, 95

wastenotwantnot, 44 we, 41 weasel, 178 weigh, 45 who/whom, 48 will, 165 with, 112 wolf, 178

womenopause/womenstr nation, 6 wop, 55

word, 207, 218, 219 would you like fries with that?, 221 wrack, 35 wynn, 183

X, 181

y, 181,184,188 y’all, 48, 161 ye, 184 Z, 182

zed, 182,183