Contents

Prologue

Part One: Becoming

1. ‘My dear, there is no such thing as just chorus!’

The Reality Fairy

2. Let’s start at the very beginning

The long road to success

3. The singer’s graveyard?

Becoming a chorister

Part Two: Being

4. ‘Let’s go from the chorus of the traumatised’

Life in an opera chorus

5. ‘Does anyone die in this opera?’

A chorister’s journey from page to stage

6. ‘This is your call, the executioner, and the executioner’s assistants’

The understudy

7. ‘Ladies’ chorus, this is your call to stage for the fight scene

Sharing the spotlight

8. ‘I want you to enter the stage like a vomit’

Directing a chorus

9. ‘And you can call me Mum’

My Fair Lady and Dame Julie Andrews

10. Keep the ghost lights shining

When Covid silenced the arts industry

Part Three: Behind the curtain

11. ‘Strung-up girls, this is your call to stage’

My second home

12. ‘When you’ve stabbed yourself, can you please come back to the centre to die?’

The show must go on

13. ‘Just for tonight, please do exactly as we rehearsed

Confessions of a chorister

14. ‘Stop laughing in the asylum, you’re not meant to be happy!’

Perfecting the art of corpsing

15. ‘Ladies, can I please collect your facial-hair boxes?

The magic of a costume

16. The curtain call

A successful career

Epilogue

Who’s who in the book

Career history

Acknowledgements