CONTENTS

  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. 1. There is no One to Blame Here
  5. 2. My Face and Other Problems
  6. 3. Something Obscene on a Park Bench
  7. 4. Patrick Swayze and other People’s Bathrooms
  8. 5. Never Have I Ever
  9. 6. A House Full of Gryffindors
  10. 7. Ten Minutes of Fun
  11. 8. Sun and Sand and Girls in Bikinis
  12. 9. Auld Lang Syne
  13. 10. Humiliating Things
  14. 11. An Incomplete List
  15. 12. A Favor to Ask
  16. 13. A Night in Feelings Town
  17. 14. Fifty-Two Minutes
  18. 15. A Day at the Beach
  19. 16. Two Strikes
  20. 17. What have you Done?
  21. 18. Confessions
  22. 19. Everything I Ever Wanted
  23. 20. A Great Love Story
  24. 21. Moving-Day Blues
  25. 22. The Dating Scene
  26. 23. Unsent
  27. 24. Five Stages
  28. 25. Are You Having Fun Yet?
  29. 26. The Truth or Something like it
  30. 27. The First Time
  31. 28. Not the Result We were Hoping for
  32. 29. Shiny Happy Party People
  33. 30. Meltdown
  34. 31. Show me Your Wounds
  35. 32. A Likable Face
  36. 33. Bert and Ernie
  37. 34. A New Plan
  38. Acknowledgments
  39. About the Author
  40. Copyright