Appendix 1

Calendar of Clean

Lots of publications offer rundowns of cleaning projects to do each month, such as cleaning out the junk drawer in January, organizing your file cabinet in April (I guess because of taxes), and cleaning your basement’s copper pipes in September. (Really, that’s not a thing, although a friend’s brother likes to do that.)

My list is a lot more commonsensical and a little more fun. Plus, I throw in some shopping tips along the way—I have worked in retail for eons, after all. No doubt I’ll be updating this list in the years to come and will share online as it makes sense to do so.

Feel free to write your own tasks in the margins. It’s your book after all! You might have other favorite things you like to do at various times of the year—say, dig out and clean the crank ice cream maker in May so it’s ready for June, or start cleaning out your garage in June for your annual sale in July. (If that last idea pertains to you, do send me a note on the date, especially if you live in Minnesota. I love garage sales.)

January

Baby, it’s cold outside. (Or pretend it is.) Soup is simmering in the slow cooker. And you’ve got enough willpower to resist that novel someone gifted you or that new binge-worthy TV show until later tonight. Now’s the perfect time to deep-clean any neglected spaces:

February

If there were a Super Bowl of cleaning, it would be a punch bowl filled with vinegar and rags. Now’s the month to show your home some love—it is the month of valentines, after all—by moving up on the to-do list those things that are a tad tedious.

March

Spring is coming, and that means your entryway is going to get “mud-luscious” and “puddle wonderful,” à la E. E. Cummings. This room needs lots of extra attention.

April

Finally—it’s time for spring cleaning—before the weather is so nice that you’re practically living outside. I’d recommend flipping back through each chapter and cleaning one or two rooms per weekend. By the end of the month, your house will gleam. Here are some extra tips:

May

If you have kids, May is arguably the busiest month of the year, with recitals, performances, sporting competitions, picnics, graduations, and more. Maybe cut yourself some slack inside and pay a bit more attention to your outdoor living spaces. After all, it’s likely that in many places mosquitoes haven’t yet arrived in full force, the temperature is near perfect, and the spring flowers are blooming.

June

Maybe this is the summer that you plan to replace a few windows, add more landscaping, expand your garden, or stain your deck—again. Whatever’s planned, you likely don’t want to while away your hours inside. But if there’s a rainy day or two, consider these ideas:

July

It’s va-cay time! If you’re out of town, you can’t very well clean your home. And if you’re doing a stay-cation (my frequent preference), you shouldn’t be cleaning either, especially if the weather happens to be beautiful. That said, you could put a few things on your to-do list:

August

It’s summer’s last hurrah. Keep your home tidy, but cut yourself some slack. There are still pools to swim in, bike rides and hikes to take, marshmallows to roast. Everything else can wait.

That said, if redoing a kid’s room has been on your to-do list, now’s a great time, right before school starts. Doing so also doesn’t have to be hard: Repaint, refresh the bedding (and maybe the mattress), change up the posters, and get a new area rug. Check, check, check, and check!

September

If you’ve got young kids, life gets super busy in September. And even without kids, schedules change, projects pile up, the social calendar fills. You’ll want to crank up the cozy with any downtime you can grab. And with temps dropping, now’s just the time:

October

Fall is getting in full swing. Now’s the perfect time to focus on two disparate spaces—your kitchen and your garage.

November

December

This isn’t the month for deep cleaning. Rely on the ten-minute cleans and just aim to keep your home tidy. A little dust isn’t fatal. (Plus, is it dust or is it soot from Santa—or that magic dust that makes the reindeer fly?) You’re plenty busy already—entertaining, shopping, cooking, doing dishes, and washing table and bed linens. Be kind to yourself during the holidays. Cut yourself some slack. It’s the memories with loved ones that count, not how perfect your house looks.