Contents

1 The Booger Galaxy

2 Brattius: The Snarling Sister Stars

3 The Face-Eating Zombie Constellation

4 The Black Hole of Las Vegas

5 The Big Scream Theory

6 The Rocket Ship of Doom

7 The Wailing Rainbow Star

8 The Aunt Knee Constellation

9 The Castor-Old Collision

10 A Situation of Infinite Gravity

11 Terror: The Alpha Star in the Neighbor Constellation

12 The Hidden Universe of Lights and Prisoners

13 The Intergalactic Association of I Heart Faces

14 The Greatest (or at Least Pretty Cool) Space Discovery of all Time

15 Tripp in Opposition

16 Official Mission: Bread and Jam

17 The Surprisius Meteor Shower

18 Astro or Naut?

19 Total Eclipse of the Mom

20 Tripp’s Atmosphere is Starting to Look Weightless

21 The Deep Space Immersion

22 Blastoff Into Nothingness

23 The Tuna Salad Corpse Moon

24 Martians, Morse-Shuns

25 The Huey Discovery

26 The Silent But Deadly Nebula

27 The Grouchytush Hypothesis

28 Two Moons Named Fear and Panic

29 A Comet’s Tail (Not the Dog’s, But Just as Smelly)

30 Huey and the Great Space Explosion

31 The Unexpected Solar Flare of Love

32 Cashius Kiddius: The Friendship Constellation

33 The Gravitational Pull of the Mother, Er … Father Planet

34 The Space Shuttle Epiphany, Ready for Liftoff!

35 3-2-1 Contact!

Fun Facts About Mars

Acknowledgments