3 NOT WAVING BUT COOKING

 

Traven made us some sort of stone stew out of nettles, mushrooms and cigarettes. There was also tea made apparently from eyeshadow. To me he supplied bandages. My hand wound zinged like sweetened lightning. We were invited to stay the night. An obscure room held alot of apparatus but didnt look to have been used in a long while. Traven rummaged through the equipment. Ive been cataloguing meaningless changes on the inner surface of this funnel, do you see? I have less and less conviction that the exercise is worth it.

Its not, obviously.

Youre right. Im all washed up.

In an open barn what wed thought was the fore of a train was a dead turbine. We looked it over for kit, found nothing usable.

This house of used retorts was tragic. When darkness fell I headed out to the car. The street night was a black magnet dragging downwards. Trees hissed like dissolving codeine and dim tumbleweeds blew by in a creepy way. The kid was sat on the kerb, his head bent over Schottner Kier. Maybe it was like I told Betty, books only inoculate against ideasreal effect. We all compartmentalise so as not to have to freak out. Hows the book?

The kid looked up, eyes like a cartoon.

I left him to it. I got in the car, locked it, pulled the scale gear and clambered into the back as the stepdown initiated. The back seat of Planckward planks elongated into a staircase etherically canted to form a slant entry into sidespace. I let go and quickly hit a chicane, a fold where reality had been dodged. The world was full of them now, billions to any geographical instant, and the trained sense could feel them out like the ridges in a lenticular print. I teased the crack a little wider and went through, hidden by locating myself amid the matter the world hid from itself. The concomitant drench of truth was both refreshing and ugly, blazing and muted, a very particular quality of bright sourness. I flew through discarded fact, strong and strongly denied; over history, its blurring ranks of petrified reprisal speeding into concurrent strips. You know something is not physical when it has no temperature. The shadow of a flower doesnt hold its colour.

Then the almost unbearable temporal thickening as I valved into the small anteroom we called the concourse. After a few minutes curled up like a fist, I stood unsteadily and pushed the door into Madisons safe house, far from moralitys equator. It was designed like a hotel at the bottom of the sea, all blue domed ceilings, thermal mass walls, pillars of poured white glass, arched doors and round windows that brought in the sun. Beyond the frontage of one-way camouflage glass and past the gleaming white-sand beach was the gently rippled amethyst of the ocean. Why be awed by the immensity of obstacles and not by the immensity of nature? Sometimes we cannot fully respond to a new dimension - the less adjacent ones can feel incongruent and may vibrate quite a bit even when idling. But Ive found the present works better in territories that dont mirror the rest of the world.

Maddy?

Taff? Im in the bath.

I went in, took off my burnt rags and got in opposite her.

What the hell happened to your hair?

I ruffled my own scalp happily. You like it? It caught on fire.

And third-degree burns, missing fingers, flesh-wounds. Are you in pain?

Dont get me started. Theyre all hepped up on ritual and mutual surveillance over there.

We looked at each other between her legs. It was like driving down the Golden Gate Bridge. Her breasts loved each other.

How is it?she asked.

Its their last chance not to do anything right and theyre taking full advantage. Some are claiming civilisation is on the mend asymmetrically. There are still millions of contrahuman, contranatural and contradictory laws sloshing around, and barely enough healthy land into which to push a pin. Nobody really knows what day of the week it is and there hasnt been a decent burial anywhere in years.

Hows the tech?

I told her about the hardscrabble cannibalism and systematic avoidance at large. Most potential tech had died by humanitys shortfall, as people found themselves less and less concerned with artificial longevity and neural interfacing, and more concerned with finding something - anything - to eat.

But theres an exception. Remember when guns got smart? Fire-by-wire. Only enhancements really, we still directed them. But by introducing the etheric pulse grid and a set of criteria we gave them philosophy and they really flowered.

The Lotus Gun.

The first really sentient one supposedly, yeah. And people thought the issue of gun rights had come too late because most guns still piggy-backed humanity and humanity was finished. But theres been some sort of leap beyond the days of non-aspirational firearms. Apparently this Calvarius construct has developed way beyond single precept guns. Its worshipped, even by Parker.

The man who holds gods bullet in his mouth.

Whod always been vanilla, mainly.

Maddy was smiling lazily. I wanted to eat the top of her head like a chocolate egg; live in the palm of her hand; dive into her blue swimming pool heart. Ah, Maddy. I met you in a snipers nest and you never let up.

I should think not, you dumb goose.

That reminds me, Strobes gone AWOL. His signals disappeared.

Probably off breaking someones arm with his wing. We all need some downtime. I dont understand why youre still using the Atom personality.

It still blends a little. Theyre cocooned in noir over there, even now. Though they seem to get more elaborately curt every day. I still havent completely aligned to the indigenous fanatical traditions. Im not that smart Maddy but surrounded by them its like running in one-quarter gravity. Ive taken so much Jade my head feels like a medicine ball.

Youre talking as if youre going back.

I am.

After a silence, Maddy stood up and stepped out of the bath. Id need a siege ladder to reach her ass. Towelling off, she resumed in tirade mode. I gave you permission for your final fling or whatever it is. To get it out of your system and get back.

Permission?

She stared candidly at me.

Okay, permission. But Im completely gay for you Maddy, you know that.

Come on Taff, we so busted our asses getting this place set up during the slow apocalypse and all. Were safe here. History doesnt have the momentum to climb our stairs.

When wed left Beerlight way back, the President of China had just broken up the Great Wall so that when viewed from space it said IM WITH STUPID and pointed across the Pacific. America was no longer viewed as a forgivable adolescent but as an embarrassingly challenged adult.

Youve already done sansara, baby. Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over. Forgive them and dont let them stand in your way.

Thats what Im going to do now.

Itll be like one of those nightmares, Taff - where you cant find your way back to the beer garden.

I feel like I got unfinished business there. Closure.

Closure already happened. Theres only other peoples business in Beerlight.

Im not in Beerlight, Im in the Terminal burbs. Deep masks and chainlink families. Its becoming Fadland, with everything else.

Is Beerlight a hold-out?

Only just. Its thin. Right now I could fashion a better city out of snot.

She pulled on her pants. Is it suicide by cop, Taff, like Jesus?

Im coming back. Its a final fling, like you said.

Morbid curiositys what it is. It cant be pretty.

I saw a nice bird over there, a white one.

A dove?

It was made of pipe cleaners and had a beer cap for an eye. In the Delayed Reaction Bar. But it was pretty.

The Reaction, that old place?

She put a watch on each wrist, set to two different times.

Toto was right, bars burn last. I need a gun. Cant find the Glory.

Im not your armourer anymore, Taff.

She walked out. I got out of the bath and followed her into the workshop. Toolmaker then.

Inventor. Researcher. Youre dragging us backward into the ball pit with those children.

What do you know about cortexial payloads?

She sighed. Fissionaries. A myth, basically. The holy grail of the MK-Ultra crowd for a while - Medulla Ballistica. But its an urban legend as far as I know.

I thought about that a while. I need a sidearm and a sidespace holster.

I can make a pouch but subcached ordnance wont make it through the valve. Itll fuse inside you.

She was looking through tools, and turfed out a blowtorch.

Just the joeypouch then.

Ask Parkers gun god where the Glorys gone. From what youve been saying its probably taken the opportunity to evolve. Now put your left hand on the worktop and count to three.

One.

I woke in the bedroom staring at the jungle-painted ceiling and hearing the waves. I held my left hand in front of my face. It was black and pink and sealed over.

Maddy walked in. The gravity used from the soles of her feet to the top of her head was a holy sacrament, in my opinion. But still I began evasive manoeuvres. Why?

So,I said, I started to blather about them who settle for the golden mean between propaganda and actuality, clueless and painless. Youre right, its deader than charcoal. So Ill ride a coffin as its lowered into the grave, whooping like a cowboy.

How much Jade are you on Taff?

I dreamt youd come and make my excuses for me.

I asked a question. What are you on?

Today?

I thought about it.

Jade, Edenblood. Er, Piracetam. Jade. Inverse agonized Suritozole. Rolipram. Soup made of cigarettes and a Jade chaser. Then a little Jade. And I took some Jade.

You said Jade before. How much are you taking?

Mushrooms?

Jade.

As with a billion other matters, I didnt have a clue. Flying shrapnel had allowed me scant opportunity to think about it or anything. Its not that easy.

Its not that hard.

Time for me to go,I told her, sitting up. I found and pulled on some unburned clothes. At a sudden thought, I felt around the area of my appendix, where my hand slipped ghostly inside me as if into empty air. Thanks.

And meanwhile Ill just be looking good by the window.

I kissed her, and started toward the door.

A pipe-cleaner bird, Taff? Really?

I turned and looked at her. I didnt know what to say.

Theyre done, Taff. Its all just about done.

I have to see it through,I told her. I looked at my left half-hand and held it up. Thanks for mending me, baby.

I returned to the anteroom, approaching the far wall and its window to nowhere like the collar of a well. I emerged from the etheric crawlspace into the Mantarosa, parked in the suburban night.

Everyone was asleep but Traven. I found him in the smashed conservatory, smoking a nylon cigarette. Desperation was stretched over his life like skullskin. Broken glass crunched under my boots. You disturb my ongoing adaptation to defeat,he said. They said it would pass. But ofcourse it doesnt, as you probably know. People forgive themselves too readily.

You cant run while youre kicking yourself.

Forgotten people get complicated in different ways. Some become compassionate and amoral. Others evince the vegetable rectitude of statues. Travens soul seemed clearcut by exhaustion. He had cooled off enough to reflect upon his circumstances but this had not readied him for the sudden reality of the kids return.

Whos the old man?

Edna. Hes been out in the wilderness living off Skittles and wild honey. Takes care of little Johnny Warhead.

Traven frowned. Then he resumed smoking.

Were heading back to Beerlight tomorrow,I told him.

Maybe hell be as safe amid that mummified mobsterism as in the Fadlands. I was interested to see the shard of apparently non-predatory propulsion youre using for a car. Hows it work?

Its basically a rolling evasion amplifier. Operates by deceiving the road, refusing to admit to a geographical position. If youre precise in your aversions youre precise in your navigation.

Yes, though at the beck of every circumstance.

Unlimited context obliterates any argument. The dimensions are all of a flowing piece, but we partition it up, number these partitions and limit ourselves to three or four.

I know. But Im increasingly convinced that this space-time axis is entirely ornamental. What happens here is not meant to be taken seriously. My life has been a daily halloween of patience and postponement. Academias attempts to prove otherwise have wasted their time and yours.

You put it much better than I could,I said in appeasement.

Traven raised his eyebrows. Thats big of you.

I left him in the lonely lighthouse of his head. It was only later that I felt the respect due him. He had seen the car.