The Heel of the Hunt

‘Batty dear,’ said Lady Catherine, ‘you will have a little drink, won’t you?’

He slipped an arm around her waist and ran with her up the steps. In the doorway he stopped and put a big hand on each of her hips and grinned at her. She noticed that he smelt pleasantly of horses.

‘Tiddy, it’s no wonder that Sam is fond of you,’ he said. ‘You know exactly what a man needs.’ He grinned again. ‘Come in here behind the door with me –’

She escaped from him, laughing, a bit out of breath, and she was thinking not for the first time of the paradox that was Batty Harrington: a fine big man, any girl’s fancy, and a charmer too when he liked, and yet the worst marriage risk in Ireland. She thought of Maggie then, and that made her sigh, not for Maggie of course but for Batty.

Her husband was placidly handing out drinks to the early-comers.

‘A little something for Batty, Sam.’

Sam poured out a large Paddy and handed it across the table.

‘I’m glad you came, Batty,’ he said. ‘I wanted to see you. Are you going to Punchestown?’

‘Of course I’m going to Punchestown. I’ll ask Bord Bainne to milk the cows.’

‘That’s all right,’ said Sam. ‘I’ll send Peter Redmond over to do your cows, and the two young fellows can manage here. I suppose Wigeon will be able to come?’

‘Is he not here?’ asked Batty, and a little cloud that had been on the fringe of his consciousness grew just a little bigger and darker.

‘No. Hasn’t come yet,’ Sam replied, and then maybe realizing that Batty was disappointed, he added, ‘Won’t be much good to us today with that damaged wing, but he’ll surely put in an appearance later on.’

The meet at Coolgard House was notorious for being late in moving off. Sam Wilson loved hunting but he was incurably hospitable and this always delayed the start. It suited Batty, because Skoury wasn’t able for a long day of it, not under Batty’s weight. Today, however, things started early, probably due to the efforts of their new joint-master.

The day was cold, cloudy and dry. The wind was from the east. The horses’ breath steamed as they moved down the drive. Well, a good hunting day, at any rate. Wigeon hadn’t come, but with an arm in a sling, why should he? He’d probably be at Coolgard when they got back and they could have a jar together. Batty sniffed that keen air and shivered, and it was not because of the cold, but the old primeval excitement and expectancy that never failed, never had failed in twenty years or more. He looked around and found Robin McCormick close behind him. ‘Morrow, Robin. Good class of a day.’

‘’Tis a good day, Bat, however long ’twill last. ’Twill snow before night. And I don’t like that one bit. Have you any hay you could sell me?’

‘I’ll tell you that on Patrick’s Day,’ and he looked at the grey sky and started mentally counting bales.

Out ahead, Tim Kelly was swearing fluently at his hounds, his blue-jowled head pushed well up into a bowler, while towards the rear of the hunt, sure enough, there was the new joint-master, Mrs Ruth Knatchbull, all the way from Pennsylvania. MFH. Mistress of Foxhounds. She was egging somebody on. She was an enthusiastic egger-on. What a face! What a moustache! Yoicks!

He began to think he shouldn’t have had that last Paddy, but it was because he’d had to drink it off in a hurry. These Americans had no idea of the value of time. These cursagod ditches! They sound all right in lyrical things that you read in Horse and Hound. The Quorn. The misty morn and all that. The Quorn, the Quorn, the lusty Quorn. One of these days he’d be found dead in one of these gripes. A glorious death, but wet and uncomfortable.

They were taking the same route they had taken on that Stephen’s Day, when was it? A year ago? Two? The day he had grounded Sarah in Hearne’s barn. Yoicks! He snorted with laughter. The horn, the horn, the lusty horn!

And there it was now, as Kelly blew his hounds out of the home covert, which in courtesy they had to draw but which wasn’t worth wasting much time on.

He found old Canon Pettigrew beside him when they stopped near the Cashel road.

‘They’re slow in finding,’ said the Canon. ‘It’s because of all the rain.’

Batty tried to recall when they’d had all the rain, but as well as he could remember it hadn’t rained for a fortnight.

‘You’ll catch a cold, Canon. What happened to your hat?’

‘I’m afraid it must have fallen off,’ he said, peering around uncertainly.

Good job his head is screwed on, thought Batty. It was never easy to know just how conscious the Canon was.

Hounds were working at a high place of briars and rusty bracken. Nolan’s lios. They’d get nothing there only fairies. Tim Kelly must have been thinking the same way. He shook up his hounds and took them smartly away, moving north towards the higher ground. After drawing a blank at Jacobs’, they tried Hogan’s knock, and at once got results. A loud blast on the huntsman’s horn was answered by the music of the hounds. Rounding a corner, Batty nearly ran into the Canon, who was standing in his stirrups, staring in the opposite direction to that taken by the pack and shouting at the top of his voice, ‘Gone away!’

It’s his brains, thought Batty, and laughed, and shouted, ‘This way, Canon!’

He took the longer way round Burke’s to avoid the stony lane and he remembered another day when Wigeon, after being similarly hindered by the Canon, had come up to them, red-faced, spluttering, ‘That blunderin’ old eejit, Canon Pettigrew, got right across me, nearly had me off. Silly old bugger, always gettin’ in the way, with his owl’s head on him, and that stupid-lookin’ animal of his like a cross between a jackass and a … a …’

‘Come, Mr Stewart,’ Lady Catherine had interposed. ‘You have a wonderful flow of language but you do know that poor Canon Pettigrew doesn’t see very well.’

‘He’s well able to see what I put on the plate of a Sunday,’ Wigeon had said, winking at Batty. Wigeon’s rages produced more fun than fury and never lasted long.

The gallop came to a stop beyond Burke’s when they lost their fox at the little stream that runs down into Minaun. They climbed the farther slope and reached the level again through an open gate. He mopped his face with a large white handkerchief and then carefully wiped Skoury’s neck and tickled him behind his ear and whispered to him as they moved slowly across a ploughed field.

Now who was that on Robin’s gelding? A likely-looking bit. It must be one of Robin’s daughters, but they couldn’t be that age yet. What a thigh! He raised his cap very civilly.

‘Some idiot drove his sheep right across the line in front of us,’ she snarled. It was one of Robin’s daughters all right. She sounded just like the gentle Pauline.

‘Some of these country fellows haven’t a clue,’ he said mildly.

‘Peasants!’ she hissed. She had a luscious mouth, for all that. Like her mother, Pauline Kerr.

Peasants they used to be, now they’re all gentlemen; Robin no less, himself no less, and this strapping wench with the pouting red lips a peasant’s daughter, God bless her. Fine girl you are, steer clear or Robin might want him to marry her. What she didn’t know – how could she? – was that the peasant with the sheep was young Dave Burke whose father, Dave, had grounded Pauline in the old days. That, of course, was before Pauline sobered up and married Robin.

Whoa, there, Skoury! Must let out that iron a bit, his left leg was hurting again, memento of Killatiarna, by God that was a day and a half. He swung to the ground and then remembered his flask.

‘Batty, is something the matter?’ It was Lady Catherine. Me fly is open, he said, but not out loud, you didn’t say things like that to Lady Catherine. He went to slip the flask back into his pocket, and then thought, Hell! Why?

‘Would you like a little drop to warm you?’

‘Why, thank you, Batty.’ She was a good sport. She didn’t really want it and he suspected that though she put the flask to her mouth she drank none. What a woman she must have been in her day. She still had two of the finest legs in the county.

But as they waited together near the Lacken covert, he was thinking of another similar encounter, not with Lady Catherine but with Maggie.

‘Have a jorum, Maggie. ’Twill tighten the elastic in your knickers.’

‘You’re deplorably vulgar, Batty,’ she had said, coming up close beside him and digging her knee into him.

‘I know, I know. It’s the way I’m made. But I’m irresistible to women,’ and he had looked down at her grinning.

‘Are you sure you mean irresistible? Are you sure you don’t mean irresponsible?’

That wasn’t his line of country at all, so he had only grunted and said, ‘Don’t drink all that.’

He remembered, however, the way she had persisted. ‘You really do believe that. You really believe you’re the answer to any maiden’s prayer. And that’s the rock you’ll perish on, Batty.’

She had said it in such a way that from that day on he had been a bit scared of her and had never felt as free and easy with her as before.

It was the hounds giving tongue in a very businesslike way that jerked him from his reverie.

‘They’ve put up something,’ said Lady Catherine, and sure enough when they rounded the covert, there was the pack stretching out up a half-ploughed stubble. Batty yelled ‘He’ll have to give us a run. He’s headed away from the hill,’ and at that moment he caught a glimpse of the fox on the wintry horizon just before he disappeared. They swept on and were soon labouring up that stubble. He could feel the lift and thrust of Skoury’s shoulders as he leaned forward, and then he gave him a breather as they stepped up a stony lane towards the top, joined now by several other riders. Then out again into the open, and a glorious run began, right the full length of Benire valley, Lady Catherine thundering along beside him, away out in front hounds at full stretch. Kelly struggling to keep in touch, he could see no one else, the wind cold and cutting on his face. There really was nothing in the whole world to compare with it after all.

Their fox took them straight across the muddy place at the bottom of Jefferies’ fields. The pack managed it with difficulty, but of course it wouldn’t hold a horse.

‘Keep up,’ he yelled at Lady Catherine. ‘The gap is in a wicked state. You’d go to the elder in it,’ and they kept along the higher level and jumped the stream farther on. Glancing back he saw that at least three of the others were stuck at the muddy place and he laughed loud. ‘The old dog,’ he shouted. But Lady Catherine was now losing ground and he was on his own. Not quite. Two others were off to the right – one of them was surely that English fellow, the other looked like Tom Loughlin – but they seemed to have come across by Barnakillen lane and hadn’t come over the hill at all.

He and Tim Kelly had it all to themselves and at the end of that great run, one of the best he thought that they’d ever had, he was still there when they killed, right under Bawncreea wall.

Very small their brave fox looked now, that had been so full of running and of guile so short a time before. He had been beaten by less than two hundred yards for the break in the wall and the safety of Bawncreea wood.

Tim and Batty shook hands solemnly. Respect for hard riders and contempt for lesser men was in that handshake. Then Tim took his tired hounds away towards Bawncreea cross. The light was beginning to fail. Batty headed for Coolgard, hacking first along the level, but then walking where he met the long rise to the main road.

Now on the long trudge back, he felt elation draining out of him. Why he should think of Maggie again he didn’t know. She should be here. Instead she was likely out with the Kildares or whoever hunted up in that part of the country. Who would have thought she was all that interested in getting married? And that bit of a fellow, a lightweight, hardly any taller than Maggie herself, he’d never be able for her. ‘Capable of producing hunters,’ the phrase jumped, oddly, to his mind. If any woman was calculated to produce high-quality stock, surely it was Maggie. But whoever was getting hunters on Maggie now, it wasn’t Batty.

He shook his head as if to shake away the idea. Well, there were others. There was that viperish young filly with the pouty mouth, Pauline Kerr’s daughter. Too young! Too young for you! Now what put that thought in his head? He was only forty-three, going on – what? Next week? – well, not forty-four yet. But she’s only eighteen or nineteen. Oh hell, if they’re big enough, they’re old enough.

There was a light already in Flanagan’s, one of the famous oil lamps; with windows a foot square their lighting-up time was bound to be early. Anything except temptation, he thought, and going round to the back he left Skoury in the stable. ‘Five minutes, Skoury,’ he said.

He took his drink over to the fire and sat down in the welcome warmth. At the other side sat a small man drinking a large stout. That was Tom Callaghan, spoiled poteen-maker, grave-digger and handy man.

‘Good morrow, Tom.’

Tom looked up slowly and surveyed him from heel to head.

‘Jaysus,’ he said. ‘Comfort me in me last agony,’ and went back to his stout.

Not an easy man to talk to, reflected Batty.

After long silence, Tom asked, with heavy sarcasm, ‘Well, did yiz ketch anything?’

‘What have you against the hunt crowd, Tom?’

‘Idlers. Idlers and their fancy women. Tell the truth of you, though, Batty, you were never an idler.’

‘And no fancy women either,’ said Batty, and then was sorry he’d said it. ‘Did you ever hunt, Tom?’

‘Oh ay. Isn’t that what killed all belongin’ to me?’

‘It’s a thing that grows on you. If you once follow hounds on a good horse, you’ll never again ask for any other sport.’

‘I must saddle the jennet,’ said Tom sourly.

Uncheered by his stop at Flanagan’s, he set off on the last half mile. Near Fitzgerald’s he saw a hound that looked very like a straggler from the pack. It wasn’t like Tim to lose one of them. Batty whistled him, but the animal loped away.

As Coolgard House came in view he was reminded of the last time they’d had the Hunt Ball there. A night and a half! A night till morning! He remembered sitting on the broad carpeted stairway with Wigeon beside him, glasses of malt in their hands, studying the legs of the women who went up and down the stairs, and exchanging pleasantries with them all. Wigeon wasn’t long back home after a trip to England with some beef group and he spoke as though he had managed to escape from something he never wanted to see again.

‘We don’t know how well off we are in this country. Do you know what? The first time I asked for a drink over there they had to search the house to find a bottle of whiskey. They had Scotch of course, but I’m talking about real whiskey. And when they found it the girl in the bar poured out a little drop and ’clare to God it hardly wet the bottom of the glass.’ He looked mournfully at Batty. ‘Do you remember when we were goin’ to school they told us an atom was the smallest thing that could hould be itself? Well, that’s not true. The smallest thing in the world is the English measure of whiskey.’

‘I’d believe you,’ said Batty, but he wasn’t giving all his attention to the conversation because he could see Maggie almost directly below him and with that low-cut dress she was wearing he could look down between Galteemore and Slievenamon. She looked up and saw him and made a puss at him, and at once he stood up and went down to her, ignoring Wigeon’s ‘What ails you?’ and leaving his whiskey on the stairs, because whiskey can be replaced but opportunity can’t.

He shook his head again. That was all water under the bridge now.

At Coolgard House he said, ‘I’ll put you in your box, Skoury.’ He gave him a quick rub-down, fastened a blanket on him and left him munching in his box. He would just have a quick look to see if Wigeon had come, then he must get on home.

Going up the steps, he felt the tiredness and a twinge of pain in his hurt leg. He stopped for a moment and looked across the trees at the lowering sky, and a snowflake drifted down and landed on his sleeve. Must get home, he thought. He went into the hall, which was pleasantly warm after the raw air outside. A pert and plump girl wearing a little white cap and a little white apron was crossing the hall with a tray.

‘Kitty, is Willie Stewart here?’ he asked her.

‘No, sir.’

He hadn’t really expected him, yet he felt keenly disappointed. It wasn’t his way to show it, however.

‘Begod, Kitty, you’re puttin’ on weight. It looks well on you, though,’ and he made a rawm at her.

‘Stop, Batty. I mean sir. You’ll make me drop all the glasses.’

He was standing near the garden window and he could see the sullen clouds darkening outside. He found himself wishing that he hadn’t to go home; here there were lights and warmth and people. For a while he stood watching the flakes of snow that fell against the glass and melted, and his thoughts were bleak.

Well, there was work waiting to be done, animals to be fed and seen to, and these things wouldn’t wait. He turned heavily towards the door. But now Sam had seen him and came over.

‘Batty, I didn’t see you come in. What will you have? I know you can’t stay, but have some little thing before you go.’

Batty hesitated. Then he said, ‘I’ll have a drop of Rémy Martin,’ but it wasn’t because he wanted it. Nor was it camaraderie that made him say it. It was, rather, a kind of terror. It was something very like defeat.