THE FINALISTS
TONE-DEAF TESSY
* Sang “Yeah, Yeah, Baby” in the key of H (a very difficult task, since there is no key of H)
* The judges were unanimous:
“Oh, my aching eardrums!”
HOLD-YOUR-EARS BILLY
* His name says it all
* The judges were too busy holding their ears to listen
* Billy now pumps gas in Duluth
ONE-HUNDRED-DECIBEL DAVE
* This guy doesn’t need a microphone
* Blew the toupee off one of the male judges
* Gave a female judge a new hairdo—at no extra charge!