THE GRATEFUL FRED AUDITIONS

THE FINALISTS

TONE-DEAF TESSY

* Sang “Yeah, Yeah, Baby” in the key of H (a very difficult task, since there is no key of H)

* The judges were unanimous:
“Oh, my aching eardrums!”

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HOLD-YOUR-EARS BILLY

* His name says it all

* The judges were too busy holding their ears to listen

* Billy now pumps gas in Duluth

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ONE-HUNDRED-DECIBEL DAVE

* This guy doesn’t need a microphone

* Blew the toupee off one of the male judges

* Gave a female judge a new hairdo—at no extra charge!

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