MELVIN, YEAH, BABY
LYRICS BY THE GRATEFUL FRED
(to the tune of “She Loves You” by the Beatles)
Melvin, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Melvin, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Melvin, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah—
Baby.
Well, Melvin came to town,
And bad guys best beware–ee–air
When he gets off the ground
He can see your underwear–ee–air.
’Cause he is Melvin
And you know he runs so fast.
’Cause he is Melvin
And he never comes in last.
Ooo!
Melvin, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Melvin, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Melvin, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah—
Baby.
Melvin and Candace, too,
They are partners in uncrime–ee-ime.
Though bad guys smell like poo,
They stop them all the time–ee-ime.
’Cause he is Melvin
And you know he runs so fast.
’Cause he is Melvin
And he never comes in last.
Ooo!
Melvin, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Melvin, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Melvin, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah—
Baby.