The Merry Spinster

Contents

Copyright Notice

Acknowledgments

1. The Daughter Cells

2. The Thankless Child

3. Fear Not: An Incident Log

4. The Six Boy-Coffins

6. The Merry Spinster

7. The Wedding Party

8. Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Mr. Toad

9. Cast Your Bread Upon the Waters

10. The Frog’s Princess

11. Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

Sources and Influences

Also by Mallory Ortberg

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