Appendix Five

‘AUGUSTUS JOHN’

Sung by MRS GRUNDY and the JOHN BEAUTY CHORUS

Music by H. FRASER-SIMSON

Words by HARRY GRAHAM

Some people will squander

Their savings away

On paintings by Rankin or Steer;

For Brangwyn or Conder

Huge sums they w ill pay,

And they buy all the Prydes that appear!

But if you’d be smart,

As patrons of Art,

It’s almost a sine qua non

To prove your discretion

By gaining possession

Of works by the wonderful John!

Augustus John!

Refrain             John! John!

How he’s got on!

He owes it, he knows it, to me!

Brass earrings I wear,

And I don’t do my hair,

And my feet are as bare as can be;

When I walk down the street,

All the people I meet

They stare at the things I have on!

When Battersea-Parking

You’ll hear folks remarking:

‘There goes an Augustus John!’

Chorus             John! John!

If you’d get on,

The quaintest of clothes you must don!

When out for an airing,

You’ll hear folks declaring:

‘There goes an Augustus John!’

Good people acquainted

With Singer or Strang

Will sit to them week after week!

It’s nice being painted

By Nicholson’s gang,

And McEvoy’s touch is unique!

But if ‘in the know,’

You’ll hasten to go

Where all the best people have gone;

His portraits don’t flatter

But that doesn’t matter,

So long as you’re painted by John!

Augustus John!

Refrain             John! John!

If you’d get on,

Just sit for a bit, and you’ll see!

Your curious shape

He will cunningly drape

With an Inverness cape to the knee!

What a wealth of design!

And what colour and line!

He turns ev’ry goose to a swan!

And though you’re not handsome,

You’re worth a king’s ransom,

If you’re an ‘Augustus John!’

Chorus             John! John!

How he’s got on!

He turns ev’ry goose to a swan!

You needn’t be pretty,

Or wealthy or witty,

If you’re an ‘Augustus John!’

Our ancestors freely

Expressed their dislike

Of all unconventional styles;

They raved about Lely,

They worshipped Vandyke,

And Leighton they greeted with smiles!

To-day if one owns

A Watts or Burne-Jones,

Its subject seems bloodless and wan!

One misses the vigour,

The matronly figure,

That marks all the drawings of John!

Augustus John!

Refrain             John! John!

How he’s got on!

He’s quite at the top of the tree!

From Cotman to Corot,

From Tonks to George Morrow,

There’s no-one as famous as he!

On the scrap-heap we’ll cast

All those works of the past

By stars that once splendidly shone!

Send Hoppners and Knellers

To attics and cellars,

And stick to Augustus John!

Chorus             John! John!

How he’s got on!

No light half so brightly has shone!

The verdict of Chelsea’s

That nobody else is

A patch on Augustus John!

Chorus

Miss SILVIA FAUSSETT BAKER.

Miss FAITH CELLI.

Miss VERA BERINGER.

Miss BERYL FREEMAN.

Miss WINIFRED BATEMAN.

Miss MANORA THEW.

Miss ELLEN O’MALLEY.

Miss ELSIE MCNAUGHT.

Mrs. CAMPBELL.

Miss ETHEL MACKAY.

Mdme VANDERVELDE.

Mrs, GORDON CRAIG.

Miss SYLVIA MEYER.

Miss MARGARET GUINNESS.

Miss MARJORIE ELVERY.

Miss EVE BALFOUR.

Miss STELLA STOREY.

Miss DOROTHY GOODDAY.

Miss JANET ROSS.

Miss OLGA WARD.

Miss BARBARA HILES.

Miss PHYLLIS DICKSEE.

The HON. SYLVIA BRETT.

Miss IRENE RUSSELL.

Miss NORTH.

Mrs. HENDERSON.

Mrs. FRENCH.

Miss EMILY LOWES.

Miss DOROTHY CHRISTINE.

Miss D’ERLANGER.

Miss HONOR WIGGLESWORTH.

Mrs. HANNEY.

Mrs. NIGEL PLAYFAIR.

Masters GILES and LYON PLAYFAIR.

Mrs. DODGSON.

Miss FAUSSETT.

and

CARRINGTON.