P.P.P.P.P.S.
SPEAKING OF FERRIS Bueller again, why are you still hanging around?
It’s over.
Shut down your ebook reader (depending on product placement payments, a specific name may be substituted for the occasional generic references in a later edition).
Be happy Johnny’s back.
Wipe your eyes at the beauty of life, love, and Ravens of Unusual Size, and go!