AMY: What sums up our friendship best? Mmmhh… how about that people believed it when I said we were actually like the Olsen twins and came from the same womb, which is why my pinkie and your thumb had the same fingerprint?
TINA: No. I think it was that we first bonded when we were like 22 or 23, at the ImprovOlympic Theater, and I taught you that you could either pluck your eyebrows or have a lady put hot wax on them. It was your first real beauty lesson.
AMY: How about that time when you had two girls and I had two boys and we already planned their weddings to each other and what we were going to wear (peach, which you also checked was going to be on trend in 20 years).
TINA: Or the time we were the first lady “Weekend Update” anchors on SNL or the only women Golden Globe hosts in 2013, 2014, and, oh yeah, in 2015. And then opened the 2019 Oscars with Maya.
AMY: I liked it when you said in an interview that we have tremendous respect for each other and when we first started working together it was like two beautiful baby lions who were put in a cage and didn’t eat each other. That was beautiful.
TINA: And true.
(P.S. You know those conversations you dream/pretend happen if you were actually friends with celebrities you imagine/pretend you are friends with? You don’t do that? Never mind! Facts true, conversation never happened.)