THIS ISN’T BRAIN SURGERY: five minutes, anytime, day or night, not a lot of cash, and you’re starving? What says perfection better than Welch’s grape jelly spread evenly on one slice of fresh white Wonder Bread? Waiting patiently, just tickling right up against my crust, is another equally fresh slice of Wonder Bread, ready for smooth, rich Skippy peanut butter to be swirled and spread, edge to edge. Before too long, the pieces are flipped evenly together and VOILÁ! PERFECTION! If sandwiches got married and you celebrated their anniversary in seconds, not years, then PB&Js would be the first married sandwich. Do not ask who is the bride!