YOU ORDER GUACAMOLE AND CHIPS, but who are we kidding: we all just want the chips. Say what you want, but the guacamole is the healthy beard, the “I love avocado” cover, the this needs more heat, see I try “new” foods cover for glorified snack food. You never run out of guac first. Okay, maybe sometimes you do. Let’s get it chunky. Maybe try the mango salsa/ghost pepper/habanero/coffee guacamole. Never mind. WE JUST WANT THE CHIPS!