— INTERNAL MEMO —

MINISTRY OF TRANSPORTATION OF ONTARIO

RE: 400 CONGESTION ISSUES
(NOT FOR CIRCULATION)

Greetings, all.

It’s that time of year again, when half of Toronto vacates the city every Friday and tries to drive North in the same three lanes of traffic, all at the same time. Due to our construction plans, we expect a larger-than-normal volume of complaints. Please refer anything troublesome to PR, and resume work as normal.

Updated construction schedules (including road closures) will be available online, as will live traffic updates. Please refer any callers there.

Enjoy the season, and may God have mercy on our souls.

Yours,

A. ELLIOT,
MINISTER OF TRANSPORTATION