Contents
Introduction: This Is Really about That
Chapter One: God Wears Lipstick
Chapter Two: Sexy on the Inside
Chapter Three: Angels and Animals
Chapter Four: Leather, Whips, and Fruit
Chapter Five: She Ran into the Girls’ Bathroom
Chapter Seven: Under the Chuppah
Chapter Eight: Johnny and June
Epilogue: More Balloons, Please
Excerpt from What Is the Bible?