Barnaby had experience driving all sorts of vehicles—everything from carriages to Model Ts to tanks. But nothing compared with his attempts to make the ridiculous hearse speed to Tenderloin while still remaining inconspicuous.
He’d lost one cop car a few blocks ago, but no way would his luck hold. Likely an alert had gone out when he and Jane escaped the hospital.
Shite. A minion. Frigging bat piss. Thompson reeked of minion—a creature made by Barnaby’s boss, Jerahmeel, and the worst being that could walk this earth. Minions existed to wreak havoc on the world and find new and creative ways to hurt the Indebted. Through the years, Jerahmeel somehow knew when an Indebted got too close to a human. Then boom, a minion would show up and destroy the human. Sometimes the Indebted, too, but minions typically stopped short of killing an Indebted.
Barnaby’s kind could do their job without an arm or leg, but the injury would remind an Indebted to obey the boss in the future.
Ice flooded his veins. Jane was in this situation because of Barnaby. The minion wouldn’t be attracted to her if she’d never come into contact with an Indebted.
By his uncle’s crooked cock, when in the hell had Thompson become a minion?
To make matters worse, this particular minion wanted to make babies with Jane. Shite. Barnaby couldn’t even imagine what the offspring of such evil could do. This rescue attempt had gone from chivalrous to critical in the space of a few seconds.
Z’blood, the way her tiny frame slumped in the front seat shot chills down his spine. Every few minutes, a big shudder racked her, and his own heart quaked in response. What had that minion done to her?
What hell had she suffered in that awful hospital ward?
She was ill, and Barnaby wasn’t equipped to take care of someone this sick. Unexpected fear raked cold tines over his body. What if he couldn’t help her? His soul wouldn’t survive if he had to watch Jane die.
Would she be better off in the hospital with the treatments but also with Thompson? Or would she survive with an inadequately trained Barnaby, fueled only by fear?
His keen hearing picked up the whine of sirens. He gripped the steering wheel.
Damned if he’d let her go now.
Pushing the hearse past all factory tolerances, he clipped a curb edge and then yanked the wheel hard to avoid crashing into a parked car. The hearse floated for an unnatural second on two wheels before thudding back to full traction on the earth.
Sirens grew louder.
Barnaby had about ten blocks to get to his apartment. Could he go elsewhere? Possibly, but it would be much better to collect supplies, divest the apartment of any trace of his identity, and then clear out for good.
This vehicle would never make it to his building undetected.
His instinct for danger blazing, he whipped the hearse into an alley, careening against the two narrow brick walls until he stopped. Killing the lights, he ducked down; Jane’s ragged breathing filled the vehicle.
He rested a hand on her bony shoulder, cursing when she flinched. It took every ounce of his Indebted strength to keep from bursting out of the vehicle, hunting down that wretched Thompson, and ripping the head from that minion’s disgusting body. But as a warm tear hit his wrist, his attention shifted, like binocular barrels twisted until what was important came into sharp focus.
Jane.
Cop cars flew by the alley entrance, briefly shooting light and sound down the narrow passageway.
Sooner or later, someone would find the hearse. He glanced at the buildings on either side of the alley. What if someone were phoning it in to the police even now?
Time had run out.
There was not enough room to open the side doors, so he heaved his body through the back of the vehicle and stopped. No door handle. Of course not.
With a grunt, he punched through the back window and groped for the exterior handle until the door opened. Blood dripped from his knuckles and arm. He’d be fine in a few minutes.
Which was more than he could say for Jane. He clambered back to the front seat.
“My dear, we need to leave.”
Her head lolled back and up until glazed eyes locked onto his like the world’s strongest magnet. In the darkness of the alley, little light filtered into the vehicle, but he caught the hint of the sweaty sheen on her forehead. Was she in dire need of medical attention, or was this merely a temperature spike that would improve in a few minutes?
Damn it, he didn’t know, and that scared him more than a hell-bent minion.
“Do you trust me?” He had to hear her response.
“I do right now.”
Her whispered statement should have made him proud. Should have made him feel like more of a man.
Instead, it terrified him. Made him take rapid stock in his Indebted existence.
He came up woefully short.
Someone depended on him. When last had that occurred?
Fear wrapped its bony fingers around his spine.
And squeezed.
Damn it, it didn’t matter how he felt. All that counted was getting Jane to safety.
“I’m going to lift you over the seats.”
Her bit-off gasp when he slid his hands under her back and thin legs ruined him. Darkness shaded his vision, and at the sounds of more sirens, the instinct to protect her drove him as surely as a mad coachman with a whip.
He tried to make Jane’s trip out the back of the hearse smooth, but he winced in sympathy at every jostle. In the trunk area of the vehicle, he tied the hospital sheet firmly around her waist. When she looped a thin arm around his neck, it trapped his ancient heart in his throat.
Cradling her to his chest, he exited the vehicle and scanned the area. The hairs on the back of his neck stood straight up. Flashing lights threw shadows.
Blue and red licked at each end of the alley. Several blocks from his apartment, and they were trapped.
Shite.
It would take a winged creature like the angel Gabriel swooping down to save them now.
Unless ... he could learn to fly.
He kissed Jane’s clammy forehead, apologized, and draped her over his shoulder.
He vaulted to the roof of the hearse and springboarded to the lowest rung of a fire escape.
Hanging there, he adjusted her slight weight. The image of her falling onto the concrete below propelled him to heave himself up and grab one rung, then a second one. Each lurch shoved his stomach into his throat. One wrong move, and Jane would fall.
Even his immortal strength had limits, and one-armed pull-ups with deadweight attached was right at that limit.
Before he could lift a foot to the lowest rung, a police vehicle stopped at the end of the alley. The floodlight raked the darkness, casting deep, moving shadows. The jut of a building shadowed his position when the bright light swept past.
For what seemed like an eternity, they hung, suspended by his one arm above the alley.
A few minutes later, the lights blinked off, and the engine purred away.
He didn’t have the luxury of a sigh of relief.
Swinging a foot up to the lowest rung, he missed, scraping against the rusted metal and then thin air.
With another ripe curse, he tried again, straining to make contact with the rung. Grunting, he leveraged himself out and up until he stood up on the bottom rung of the ladder.
Then he flew up the fire escape into the night.
Leaping from roof to roof, he worked his way back to the block where he lived.
“Lived.” Bollocks. A sick jest for what he’d been doing these past years. Nay, these past centuries.
He tugged Jane from his shoulder to settle in his arms. He chafed her cold arms and legs until her eyes opened. Thank God, she was still conscious.
Lights blinked over the streets up the hill, west of the Tenderloin district. Police still swarmed the block where he’d parked the vehicle. They’d probably found the hearse by now.
Time, damn it. How had he gone from far too much time to not enough?
Since he met Jane.
He leaned over the edge of the roof, trying to judge an escape to the street level. Forty stories up. Too far for him to safely jump with Jane.
Jane’s strangled cry made him scramble backward.
She clutched at his neck. “Don’t do that!”
Right. Because she was mortal. In case he’d forgotten. “My apologies,” he mumbled. Her tremors sent his guilt into overdrive. With all her hallucinations, she probably thought he’d drop her over the edge. He checked his watch.
Nine p.m.
Stay here and wait for the later hours of night, with fewer people out on the street?
Or go now and try to get her into his apartment unnoticed?
He glanced to the street he’d have to cross.
Too many lights, too many people. Too many prying eyes from hundreds of windows.
He wedged himself into the corner of the roof and drew Jane into his embrace, tucking the sheet as tightly around her as possible. They’d stay here until the chances of detection dropped.
He hoped.