NAME: Bill – ‘It’s not over till it’s over’
DATE OF BIRTH: 15 December 1961
STAR SIGN: Sagittarius
OCCUPATION: Personal security for the stars
WHAT DO YOU call an Indian Lesbian?
Mingeater.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!