NAME: : Cass Pennant
DATE OF BIRTH: 3 March 1958
STAR SIGN: Pisces
OCCUPATION: Writer, Businessman and ex-leader of the ICF
Two rats in a sewer been eating shit all day. One says, ‘I’m sick of eating shit every single day!’ ‘Cheer up,’ says his mate, ‘We’re on the piss tonight!’
A boy asked his Mum, ‘Is it wrong to have a willy?’
‘No. Why?’ she replies.
‘Well, Dad’s sweating like fuck trying to pull his off!’