Freddie Mercury dies and the Angel Gabriel goes to Freddie and says, ‘Freddie I loved your music so much I want you to go back downstairs. Obviously you can’t go back as Freddie Mercury or else you’ll be missed in heaven, so you’ve got to pick someone else and I’ll put you down as him.’ So Freddie has a think and he says, ‘Angel Gabriel, I would like to be the Arsenal goalkeeper.’ The Angel Gabriel turns round and says, ‘What a strange choice, you could have been anyone – Brad Pitt maybe or any of the top models, why the fuck do you want to be David Seaman?’ And Freddie says, ‘It’s quite simple. I’ll have eleven arseholes in front of me and thousands of dicks behind me!’