There was this guy in a bar one night and he drank and drank until the bar closed. By the time the bar tender chucked him out he was so pissed he was paraletic. He stumbled out onto the foot path and walking a few metres away from him was a nun. He staggered over to the nun and immediately started throwing wild punches at her, he connected with several big hits and the nun hit the footpath out cold, the drunk then proceeded to kick the nun several times. Exhausted after his drunken efforts, the man bent down and put his face up to the nun’s and said, ‘Not so tough after all are you batman.’