Start out with about 2 ounces of coconut meat, fresh or frozen.
Add ⅓ cup milk, 5 tablespoons coconut cream, ¼ cup sweetened condensed milk, and ¼ teaspoon vanilla.*
Add three or four ice cubes and blend until smooth.** Makes 1 large serving.
*Fresh ingredients may not be immediately available if you happen to be confined in the federal prison system.
**Blenders may not be available, either.