1. Buy some breakfast cereal. Round is best.
2. Fill bowl with milk and put it on one side of the table.
3. Sit down on the other side of the table. Using your fingers, flick balls of cereal toward milk.
4. If ball lands on table, it’s a base hit. If ball lands on floor, it’s a foul. If ball lands in milk, it’s a home run.
5. Three foul balls equal one out.
6. If ball hits dad or sisters, it equals one out.
7. If ball hits mom or nanny, it equals two outs.
8. Don’t forget to clean up foul balls, or else you might never play again.