@onthecliffedge:
Any update on the Harbourside murderer?
@DiddleyBopDee:
What do you mean? Has someone else disappeared?
@realmadwife:
My husband might if he doesn’t put the bloody bins out on time this week.
@onthecliffedge:
Are the police looking into it?
@refrigeratorcar:
Nope. They said no foul play suspected.
@onthecliffedge:
But the bodies of the two men who disappeared haven’t been found yet, have they?
@MotobkeBob:
Nope, that’s because they’re buried in the garden of someone who has loads of cats.
@refrigeratorcar:
What have cats got to do with it?
@MotobkeBob:
People who have loads of cats are weirdos.
@gemzy9:
OI! I’VE GOT FOUR CATS.
@MotobkeBob:
Point proved.