@onthecliffedge:
I hear the Harbourside Murderer has struck again.
@MotobkeBob:
You mean someone else has got pissed and fallen into the Avon.
@onthecliffedge:
Apparently this time the victim was a security guard from the Meads shopping centre.
@DiddleyBopDee:
Maybe a shoplifter pushed him in. lol.
@lisaharte101:
That’s someone’s child/dad/brother you’re talking about. Imagine if someone you loved went missing?
@DiddleyBopDee:
Jeez. Can’t you make a joke on Twitter any more without someone jumping down your throat?
@realmadwife:
If my kid doesn’t stop asking me to buy Robux EVERY SINGLE TIME he logs onto the Xbox I might disappear too. Can you swim to France from Bristol?
@refrigeratorcar:
Actually, that’s an interesting thought. What if none of these men are dead and they just decided to vanish? You know, made it look like they drowned and secretly started another life somewhere else?
@MotobkeBob:
Come to think of it there’s a phone box on that corner. I think it’s got TARDIS written on the side.
@refrigeratorcar:
Everyone’s a comedian.
@onthecliffedge:
Apart from Bob. He’s just a knob.