One time me, Antman and Fleabag was round at his Aunty Joanie’s house. We was watchin the The Man from Snowy River on the video.
We was watchin the scene where that fulla’s ridin that horse flat chat down the mountain side. Over the rocks, round the trees, ridin him harder and faster as the decline of the mountain got steeper.
Aunty Joanie aint hardly drew a breath while all this is goin on. She gits real wrapped up in the movies and shows she watches and she don’t mind huntin anyone outta the house if ya make too much noise while they’re on.
Then as the fulla starts pushin that horse even harder, she grabs her hair and starts yellin at the TV. ‘For christ sake, ya rotten mongrel. Give that poor fuckin horse a spell.’