If you read my last two books—or even my sister Georgia’s stupid story—then you know that school isn’t exactly my best subject. I’ve already “done time” at Hills Village Middle School and Cathedral School of the Arts and Airbrook Arts. (I’m kind of, sort of, an artist, but more about that later.)

The bottom line was, if I wanted to keep going to Airbrook, I needed to “do some remedial work” over the summer.