So yeah, I got the big boot, right out of Camp Wannamorra. But you already knew that, didn’t you?
It all happened pretty fast. Right after I gave Major Sherwood my fake confession, he dragged me into the camp office and called Mom to tell her I was going to be checking out early.
That was it. I was heading home.
I guess the question right now is whether or not I need to explain myself to you. I mean, it’s all right here in the story. But in case you missed something, here’s how it added up in my head: