How to kill your husband (and other handy household hints)

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All women want to kill their husbands some of the time. ‘Where there’s a will,

I wanna be in it,’ wives half-joke to each other. Marriage, it would appear, is a fun-packed frivolous hobby, only occasionally resulting in death.

But when Jazz Jardine is arrested for her husband’s murder, the joke falls flat.

Jazz, stay-at-home mum and domestic goddess; Hannah, childless career woman; and Cassie, demented working mother, are three ordinary women. Their record collections are classical, not criminal.

Cassie and Hannah set out to prove their best friend’s innocence, uncovering betrayal, adultery, plot twists, thinner thighs and toy boys aplenty en route. But will their friendship survive these ever darker revelations?

Sexy, funny and wise, Kathy Lette’s irresistible new novel is about women not Having It All but Doing It All. It’s about how today’s mother is often a married lone parent. It’s about the fact that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was vacuuming. This is Kathy Lette at her brilliant best, casting her trademark caustic eye on what goes on in the bedrooms and kitchens of ordinary married couples. A novel which will strike a chord with women everywhere and ensure that, from now on, we all read the small print on our marriage licences.

DEAD SEXY NIP ’N’ TUCK ALTAR EGO MAD COWS FOETAL ATTRACTION THE LLAMA PARLOUR GIRLS’ NIGHT OUT HIT AND MS

To my mum and dad who are celebrating their 50* wedding anniversary this year, proving that a good marriage lasts forever, while a bad one just seems to.

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