Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Little Victories
Hoard Your Friends
Nobody’s Cool, Especially Me
Health and Sickness
Look at the Stress on Him!
A Brief but Hopefully Compelling Case for Marriage
Music for Weddings and Babies and the Rest of It
Only a Game (But Not Really)
Travel and Snack Packs
Office Heavens, Office Hells
Gyms Are the Same
Thanksgiving and the Touch Football Game
Your Phone Is Not You
I Dine at 5:45 P.M.
Dressing Like a Dad
Aunt Genie Says Mind Your Manners
And Here Are the Kids
Epilogue: Come Over Right Now
Acknowledgments
About the Author