FAQ

SOME PEOPLE IN POLITICS INSPIRE CONFIDENCE. We seem to inspire curiosity. And not too much concerning the field we are known for: politics.

Being asked strange and highly personal questions is normal life for us. We promise you that every single answer to the questions below can be found in vivid and occasionally lurid detail in the pages to follow. Think of this book as James and Mary for Dummies. Or, better yet, think of this book as a scavenger hunt. The only question not answered is whether James has any hobbies apart from sex.

Not that we think you are dummies, by the way—unless you don’t believe in honest politics and true love.

 

• Is your marriage a sham?
• Is your marriage a political stunt?
• Are your politics a sham/stunt?
• Do you have offspring, and if so, Republicans or Democrats?
• What could you possibly see in each other?
• Is your wife as big a bitch as she seems to be on TV?
• What is Dick Cheney really like?
• Is your husband weird like that at home?
• He must be good in bed, otherwise why would you be with him?
• Is this all about good make-up sex?
• What is sex with a Republican like?
• Do you have any friends in common?
• What do you fight about the most?
• How close to divorce have you gotten?
• Do you have hobbies?
• If you had hobbies, what would they be?
• Why did you move to New Orleans?