Decked Out No. 5

Angry girls are Riot Grrrls

by Marty DeVane

I keep writing all this shit for everyone else’s zines so I figured it was time to start my own. I was going to name it after our band, Shut Up, but I decided if that goes tits up, I’d better have a backup plan. So welcome to the first-ever glimpse into Rage Mart. I’m your notorious host Marty and I play guitar. Shut Up is going to be playing the Decker Spring Fest next week along with Lipstick Revolver and a few other really great local punk bands. Admission is only $5 for the entire weekend so you better get your ass over to the fairgrounds and be ready to rock your faces off.

We’re going to have tapes of our first song, “Fuck the Man,” available for purchase. We’ve included a few covers so the price of $5 is a little more fair. But don’t tell the record labels or they’ll sue us for our shitty secondhand amps and Cherie’s blue nail polish. Honestly that’s all we got right now. I’m hoping we can make some scratch with this band thing so I can afford to move out of my mom’s house. She’s such a bitch sometimes. She won’t even let me practice in the house. Can you believe it? You know how some famous musicians pay off their parents’ mortgages when they make it? Not me. She can continue to pay for that shit hole on her own while dad sleeps away his life.

Anyway… Binn County Fairgrounds, this Saturday at 7pm. BE THERE!!!

Oh and some of you bitches should be reading my zine, Rage Mart. You know the drill. Two stamps. One dollar. Angry feminist prose.