POPEYE

Here’s the basic premise of every episode of Popeye:

Popeye has to rescue Olive Oyl from being raped by Bluto.

That’s not creepy at all, is it kids?

Throw in the fact that the guy mumbled like a mental patient, he liked punching cows so hard that they flew up in the air and turned into a butcher shop, and he had three identical “nephews” and yet had no discernable siblings, and the whole thing is quite disturbing.

CREEPIOSITY INDEX: 7.97

“Well, blow me up!”