It’s like a tiny serial killer murdered the Snuggle Bear and removed his guts. What’s next, he “wears” the pelt to lure other adorable stuffed creatures into his web of death?
I guess what I’m saying to my wife is, I don’t care if it’s our longstanding tradition—no more Build-A-Bear birthday parties for me ever again!
CREEPIOSITY INDEX: 8.72
Turns out Ben and Julia aren’t fans of lifeless corpses.