Whaddup in the neighborhood? I’ll give you the 4-1-1. It’s been a heck of a day filled with a whole lotta handsome. I’m feelin’ all girl power and feminine, fab-u-lo-so and great! Got a new house, new job, and henna’d feet on my plate!
I broke in the shed with a hot pair of lips, before giving the mystery guy the slip. Though he lays quite the charming welcome mat, I’m nobody’s fool and nobody’s doormat. The boy’s a player, his thinking’s all plural, while I play man-to-man, I’m a singular girl.
Time to take a step back, do a little self-reflection. What that boy needs is a bit o’rejection. He better think twice before steppin’ up on me, I won’t be stung again, I’m a cautious Queen Bee.
As for my new role in this one-horse town, spin me like a top and watch ‘em all fall down. Senioritis resides with cynical eyes, just me and my bestie—no time for cheatin’ guys.
(I upload a pic of the new She-Shed with a picket fence in the background and post it along with my blog. Fab-u-lous!)