Know Your ABCs (Always Be Cool)
JON COTTON
Consider this scene from Season Two’s “Cottonmouth.” It’s Ava Crowder’s living room, and Kyle is nervously explaining to Boyd the plan to rob the payroll money from the trailer at the mine they work. Boyd meditatively flips his phone open and closed while he concentrates on the strategy session. Kyle tells Boyd matter-of-factly that he’ll be required to kill the payroll manager, Shelby, and Boyd says politely that if he’d known that beforehand he may not be sitting here now. Kyle says Boyd has killed people before, killing is no big deal, don’t pretend it’s a big deal to you now.
The kitchen telephone visibly flusters Kyle and disrupts their conversation. We’ve already learned to feel a sense of danger around Kyle. Boyd, across from Kyle, watches in perfect calm from the cushions of his chair while it rings again.
“Well,” Boyd says, “I suppose I should answer that.”
Boyd passes to the kitchen as Kyle nods to crony Pruitt to follow and watch. By the time Boyd answers the phone Kyle already issues the order “Let’s get going,” so Pruitt puts his hand on the receiver to end Boyd’s call. “Let’s wrap it up Boyd!” he says.
“No,” Boyd says calmly into the phone while gesturing to Pruitt to grant him a few seconds. “That’s just the TV. I’m here all by myself.” As this statement preserves the cover of the robbers, Pruitt is soothed and backs off.
Over the phone line we hear some background static and, then, not Ava’s voice, as we expect, but the voices of Kyle and his crony Marcus in the next room. Boyd called the kitchen from his flip phone and left it back in his chair as a bug for impromptu reconnaissance.
Marcus asks if Boyd will be a problem. “When he goes down in the mine, we’ll just blow him up,” Kyle answers, and the two laugh.
As they laugh, a little smile breaks on Boyd’s face as if to say “Oh, you humans are so foolish!” Boyd strolls back carefree, as if he’s strolling the beach. And we the viewer feel our anxiety for Boyd diminish in face of the mastery he exudes. We don’t know what he’ll do, but we feel somehow he may be able to handle this bind. Kyle and company continue to treat him like a clueless dolt, and we feel the danger.
And as they’re leaving the house, with Kyle’s wolves constantly harassing Boyd about one thing or another, Boyd addresses them as if their mentor. He tells them they’re rushing too much, they need to slow down and think. “If you want to make a living in this business,” he teaches them, “you got to know your ABCs.” And with both hands in pockets he struts to the door and says: “Always Be Cool.”
Next scene he switches the cash with the explosives and ends up with the money while Kyle and company blow themselves up trying to kill him.
The name “Boyd” is one letter from “bold.” Boyd is bold. And self-controlled, charismatic, decent despite his criminality, and intelligent. He is daring and able to get away with things that most people couldn’t get away with. I think we’ll agree we can sum up these qualities in one word: “cool.”
What Is Coolness?
According to a study called “Coolness: An Empirical Investigation,” the concept of coolness involves “a detached, effortless attitude defined in part by emotional control and a certain unflappable confidence.” But coolness is hard to define. Although it involves some qualities we might agree on, people have different models in mind. We may differ on who we think is the coolest, and through history the images of coolness change somewhat as culture changes.
Also, coolness may include other qualities we can add to the list. For example, being wily, a trickster, a fox, having the ability to gain advantages or information in surreptitious ways, and also the ability to read people. Boyd is wily in the above example. He outwits the bad guys through in-house telephone reconnaissance. He does a similar thing in the episode “This Bird Has Flown.” Cassie St. Cyr comes in to Shelby Parlow’s office and Shelby asks her if she has anything on Boyd that he can use to bust him.
Cassie was the sister of that preacher guy who died when Boyd challenged him to permit a random snake from the pit to bite him instead of one that Cassie had taken the venom out of. When Cassie gives some dirt on Boyd, Shelby presses her farther, asking if there’s anything else. She leaves, and we learn that Boyd has actually listened secretly to this whole conversation by speaker phone.
Shelby tells Boyd that this is his final favor to him, but we feel that Boyd probably used his favor wisely, because we the viewer, I think, really trust Boyd’s strategy intelligence. And in general Boyd is really good at reading people; he has social intelligence; he can’t be outfoxed.
I think coolness also includes unconventionality. This is probably one of the more obvious features, so it’s less controversial as we try to find defining features. If you pick any example of a cool person, it’s probably the most common thing for such a person to do things at odds with what is normally expected. But he gets away with it! Not only does the cool person “get away with it,” but in fact if the new behavior is sanctioned by a cool person, then it may actually become the new fashion. The conventions of yesterday are changed by the cool. Coolness is therefore fashionable. Always.
Definitions in General
Sometimes it’s hard to define a word because there’s an array of different features that make up the quality the word refers to. People have different conceptions, even though the word itself has a legitimate role in the language and has a real meaning. Even though words have a real meaning, a real use, they sometimes can’t be defined by only a single feature.
The Austrian-English philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein had a way of dealing with this problem. He compared it to a family. A family might show a resemblance among its members so that you can recognize any one of them, but every member has a feature or two that some other members of the family do not have. That’s how human qualities like coolness often work. Coolness is a quality of character that involves a bunch of other qualities of character, just as the word “athletic” can include many different abilities. Since there are a number of qualities that make up coolness, you can be cool and lack a few. So someone else might be cool too but not in the same way as you.
Wittgenstein’s “family resemblance” model works like this. What does it mean to look like, say, a member of the Crowder family? To make an adjective out of this, on analogy with “cool,” we’ll ask “What does it mean to look Crowdery?” Analysis: The Crowder family might have ten members, and eight of them have a similar nose, seven have similar eyes, nine have similar hair color, and so on. So we’ll pick only the qualities that enough people have to make it count. If only one member of the Crowder family has a particular quality, we won’t include it in our definition of “Crowdery.” An artist could then take the list of qualities that defines Crowdery and draw a composite person with only those features, the “ideal Crowder.” That would be the definition of “Crowderness.”
What’s interesting is you have the actual Crowder family, and then you have an “ideal” Crowder as an artificial construct, which doesn’t exist, but it’s more Crowdery than any of the actual Crowders. That’s what happens when you envision ways to solve problems of definition. You go beyond the actual in order to make sense of the actual. Likewise, there may be no person who is perfectly cool. It may even be that some features of cool conflict with other features of it, so that no one person can have those two together. We can see this in the idea of “athletic.” If the athletic person is very strong, for example, then she may not also be very fast. Her body is adapted to her function, which means she can’t be ideal for another function that conflicts with it. It may also be the case that the definition of cool does not include such internal tensions.
I like to explore the definition of coolness because it’s an exciting quality in a person, and because I think the more we explore it the more we see that it’s a good thing to have. Deep coolness isn’t an indifferent quality of character, like liking to watch basketball. It goes deep, and makes a person remarkable—and may be something people should strive for.
So coolness is probably a reality that requires this kind of “family resemblance” type of definition where a cluster of features make up our understanding of the word instead of a precise definition triangulating on just a single quality that can tell us for every case whether a thing counts or not as having that quality. In other words, family-resemblance terms entail vague examples. Not that all examples are vague. Just that with a singular definition there can be no vague examples, but with a family resemblance definition they’re unavoidable. When it comes to some of the most important human qualities, like virtues of character, it’s impossible to define them rigorously.
In other cases the definition of a term is so precise that for every case we can say whether it fits or not. “Triangle” is an example, and math is a huge relief to some people because there’s a paradise of unambiguous definitions. A triangle is three line segments that enclose a space and form three corners where the lines meet each other. With this definition you can take anything whatsoever and rule out anything that’s not a triangle and rule in anything which is.
There’s another kind of interesting definitional situation where everyone agrees on the examples, so there’s no confusion about what a given word applies to, yet it’s hard to agree on how to find a precise definition. For example “human.” We all agree on who’s human and who isn’t. But to find a rigorous definition of “human” that is as good as the definition of “triangle” may be impossible. It’s not that we can’t identify humans. But it’s probably impossible to find a definition of “human” as precise as the definitions we find in math and logic.
The definition of coolness is not like the definition of “human” because people disagree on cases. It’s more like “intelligence.” Everyone agrees there’s such a thing, and we can even agree on a general characterization of features. But when we try to get more precise we disagree, and we pick different cases. For example, someone passionately insisted to me that Hitler was “a genius.” I had to figure out what the person meant because to me “genius” meant “intelligence, and “intelligence” meant the ability to probe one’s assumptions and be able to question them and continually achieve better knowledge through constant intellectual self-criticism. That could be called “philosophical intelligence,” and Hitler didn’t show this kind.
He didn’t critically examine his beliefs and ask if they were true. But the person had a point because Hitler was good at some things. So it made me realize at least that my own operating definition of “intelligence” was not the same as for other people. And maybe by “genius” the person didn’t want to imply “intelligence.” But then again, we’re going to have the same kind of problem with “genius.” And so with “coolness.” We start to some degree with different conceptions.
“Intelligence” might be easier to define than “coolness” because we might agree on cases better. We all agree that Einstein and Newton were intelligent. And then we can try to figure out what they were like and what other intelligent people are like. But with coolness there might be disagreement both about definition and also about who’s cool. In other words agreement on definition doesn’t guarantee agreement about cases, or the other way around. But it doesn’t follow that coolness doesn’t exist. Sometimes a word has meaning and application even when it has a vague core of meaning.
Situations like this bring us back to family resemblance. We try to collect both examples and conceptions and collate them all and hope to patch together a loose picture of the common usage or usages that give the word its power. One thing we can say for example is that Dewey Crowe is obviously not cool.
The Uncool
If Boyd is a clear example of the cool, Dewey is a clear example of the uncool. Boyd often makes bold moves and we worry he will fail through unforeseeable consequences. When Dewey makes a bold move—when he attempts a bold move—we only smile with pity, and wonder in which particular way he might fail. He has no mastery, can’t schmooze anyone, can’t conceive future consequences, and is impulsive. So we might deduce that the opposites of these qualities are in the cool bag.
In “The I of the Storm” Dewey can’t resist Ellen May when she comes on to him at the bar, and in general, as that episode illustrates, Dewey has no concept of consequences, no concept of other people’s motives, or their intelligence, or their abilities. He’s lost in the storm. Boyd is the opposite. He may create a storm for others, but he generally knows where the horizons are and sees the storm as a passing phase.
In “I of the Storm” Boyd even offers Dewey money to pay for Ellen just to keep Dewey distracted from getting into bigger trouble. Boyd sees what’s on the horizon for Dewey, though Dewey doesn’t see it himself.
Later that episode, Boyd becomes so concerned about Dewey’s stupid actions he actually calls Raylan because Raylan might be the only one able to save him from himself. This is the opposite of cool. And despite problems of definition, here are examples both of “cool” and “not cool” that we’ll agree on.
James Dean is supposed to be cool, and Fonzie, and Don Draper. One thing that definitely characterizes all of them is they stand out for not following along and blindly doing what everyone else does. Some even say Jesus is cool, and Socrates. They might be controversial cases. At any rate Jesus and Socrates were both killed for nonconformity. Perhaps it’s for that reason that we might consider them as cases.
In one of Plato’s presentations of Socrates (The Symposium), Socrates stays up all night drinking and discussing the meaning of “love” with a group of young people. By morning no one is able to stay awake anymore, but Socrates walks away from the table to start his day unaffected by a night of drinking and no sleep. When I read that, I thought “Hmm, Plato is trying to make his teacher Socrates out to be like the Fonz. He can out-talk everyone, hold his liquor, and has superior stamina.”
Socrates used to sit around defining ethical concepts like love, and various ethical qualities of character like piety, justice, and courage. Socrates stuck to ethical qualities, but today we’ve branched off in our definitional escapades to a much wider array of terms. Today for example we have a whole study called psychology, which tries to explore hundreds of features of personality that play a role in everyday life. And there’s an official book used as the standard called the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. The DSM lists a few hundred definitions of mental disorders.
Coolness as an Ethical Virtue
While Socrates focused only on the greatest and most glittering possibilities of human personhood, modern science has focused rather exclusively on the maladies. A movement has sprung up in recent decades called “positive psychology,” which focuses instead on qualities that make a person function optimally instead of maladaptively. You have no doubt heard, for example, of the concept of “flow.”
When people are happy with what they’re doing and lose themselves in concentrated absorption, that’s called “flow” because time seems to flow and they forget where they are for hours on end. In a sense, therefore, positive psychologists are getting back to the tradition of Socrates by providing guidance to people looking for advice on how to be their best. That’s how I see the task of defining coolness.
The idea of being the best person we can be, taken in the broadest sense, is the idea of ethics. Ethics is the investigation of what it means to be a good person, or the best kind of person. What are we “meant” to be? Traditionally ethics was embedded in religion, so people who relinquish their childhood faith often think that ethics has become irrelevant, that discussion of values is now rendered philosophically fraudulent. “It’s all relative,” they say. “If there is no God,” Dostoevsky said, “then everything is permitted.” This belief was held also by many of the ancients. No gods, no ethics.
Religion Isn’t Required for Ethics
I disagree with this. I think ethics can be scientific and not religious. Rather than being based in the will of God, it can be based on things like brain science. For example, Buddhists focus on the virtue of compassion, and studies of their brains reveal various healthy effects. Such investigation can give us insights into our evolutionary past by helping us understand in the present what makes our brain function optimally. In other words ethics fits into the whole picture of science, just as every other legitimate pursuit of knowledge also fits snug into the whole. As the religious domination over science continues to recede, I see this as no problem for ethics.
That’s a deep concern for many people. Another concern I have is that coolness is not normally construed as an ethical quality. But, as our conception of virtue is no longer about obedience to God, it makes sense that it could become more about what makes us function most optimally. And, if you scrutinize the cluster of qualities that make up coolness, we find that some of them are classical virtues themselves, and others are common-sense necessities for thriving in life as a human organism.
Too Cool for School
Sometimes people complain that they learn irrelevant material in school. In recent years it seems to have become accepted that social intelligence is the most important factor for success in life. If you are socially intelligent, you’re able to find a good job, find a mate, and work through all the problems of life. If you’ve gotten a lot of A’s in classes, this is not the only indicator of success in life. School should presumably help us succeed in life. So if school’s important, then so is social intelligence, which seems to be at the base of the definition of coolness. Coolness means success. I could be wrong about this. I’m only exploring the idea, and I hope you like it.
The word Socrates used for “virtue” is translated as “excellence.” For something to be “excellent” means for it to fulfill the purpose of its basic design. By “design” I don’t mean conscious or intelligent design. If you’re a knife, your virtue is hardness and sharpness. The virtues of a computer are all the specs everyone keeps trying to improve: large storage space, fast speed, good graphics, and so on The chief virtue of a person is to have whatever it takes to function optimally.
Many of the classic religious virtues are still good, but they just don’t need God. Take the classic religious anti-virtue (“vice”) of sloth. Sloth is one of the “deadly sins.” Sloth means incorrigible laziness, refusal to make an effort toward your duties or responsibilities. You don’t have to be religious to feel that someone who refuses to work and seeks only to collect from the government and sit before the television and doesn’t seek to improve his mind or abilities in any way might not be an optimally functioning person. Just as an animal in the forest has certain virtues that define its function and make it “well ordered” and happy, so also do we. It’s not only religious people who smile indulgently at Dewey for being an idiot. It’s just a fact of our psychology and even our biology.
Know Thyself
When I talk about religion being unnecessary for knowledge, I don’t mean necessarily that there is no God. I mean that we don’t have to refer to a God when we do our physics or try to figure out the workings of a car, because that doesn’t help our understanding of the thing. If I want to know who ate the last cupcake, I investigate. I don’t look in the Bible. If I want to know what material the sun is made from, I get a telescope and use all the powers of modern science. I don’t consult God. Likewise, if I want to know how I function, I meditate and pay attention to myself and learn what I can through empirical investigation. Call it an atheism of method, not of belief, though there is some tendency for them to go together. I’m not saying I do believe in God either. I’m talking about the logic of the situation.
If Boyd’s Alone in the Forest, Is He Still Cool?
Coolness might not be definable apart from other things. “Up” can’t be defined without a “down.” “Father” can’t be defined without “child.” “Leadership ability” can’t be defined without reference to a few other people. “Love” may not be definable without something or someone to love.
By contrast, “strong” might be definable without reference to other people. But even then someone might ask “Strong compared to what?” The easiest things to characterize without reference to other things are numerical qualities. “Alone.” Or “as tall as himself.” Every person is as tall as himself no matter who else exists or not. And “alone” is a good example of an adjective that applies to something even though other things are not there. Colors have some independence. Something may be white even if it’s “alone in the forest.”
But if you consider the definition of coolness you see that it’s filled with qualities that require other people. It’s a social quality. It’s relational. In philosophy qualities that can stand alone are called “intrinsic properties” and ones that require two or more entities in relation are called “relations.” Maybe coolness has some intrinsic properties that make it up, but it seems to have a relational aspect. If Boyd is in a forest with no one to hear him, can he still be cool? I guess not. (By the way, the old question about the “tree in the forest” making a sound is asking whether sound is itself relational or intrinsic).
Virtue, then, is no longer what God approves, but what makes the organism healthy and makes it thrive as that type of organism. Humans are meant to be cool, at least to some extent. Being cool is what makes us thrive. We’re meant to be confident, clever, creative, and courageous. This is what makes us proud and feel good. And that feeling is an indication of health and that we’re achieving what we’re meant to, so to speak. Just as our hearts are “meant to” beat in a regular rhythm, and our lungs are “meant to” enrich our blood with oxygen, so our characters are meant to be competent and proud. This is a nonreligious view of virtue and ethics.
The Features of Cool
In addition to having a relational aspect, coolness also has a compound aspect. It’s not just one thing but it’s a collection of other qualities. It’s defined by a family resemblance type, in which there’s no single quality which alone defines it but rather a group of qualities that make it up. If a person is functioning optimally, it will be not only his heart that works right, but also his lungs, his liver, and his other organs. Likewise, if a person’s character is in good order, it will not be only one quality, but others as well which are working properly.
Suppose the perfect person. Is there a name for that one quality, the quality of being right overall? Plato seems to explore something like this idea in the Republic. The word he used for this is translated as “just.” “Just” is similar to “right.” So for Plato the perfect person is basically “right.” For Plato this quality consisted of being well ordered internally. Today we might use terms like “balanced” or “well adjusted” to get at the same thing. When we think a person is just “right” overall, we also might say he is a “really good person.” My point is that coolness involves balance.
Maybe if someone is really, really “right” in the head in every way, then he’ll be cool. He’ll be independent enough not to be draining and difficult, always seeking approval from others. He’ll be competent and confident in his abilities, so I can benefit from his ideas and advice.
Even using Wittgenstein’s “family resemblance” model of definition, I’m not sure I’m really nailing the definition of coolness. I’m only exploring the issue, and I know you may notice things I’ve missed. But another quality I believe enhances coolness is intelligence. To be cool must require some minimum of intelligence. Dewey is pretty unintelligent, and comes out, partly for that reason, as uncool. I think it’s deliberate that the writers show Boyd reading the literary classic Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham in Season Two (“For Blood or Money”) and knowing various concepts of law and literature. In fact, you never quite know what kind of knowledge will suddenly come out of Boyd’s mouth.
Intelligence as a Feature of Coolness
I think too that sometimes really smart characters like scientific nerds come off as a little bit cool because they know what’s going on when the others are panicking or confused. I think of Jeff Goldblum like this in Jurassic Park. Within the family-resemblance cluster of qualities that make up coolness, intelligence seems able to carry off a bit of coolness almost on its own. Maybe that’s because it lends itself to some of the other concepts in the cluster, like competence and a certain kind of confidence and independence of thought, and these lend themselves to composure.
Dewey is transparent, not clever or smart. We can predict his trajectory better than he can himself. Boyd, by contrast, as Walter Goggins put it in an interview for the New York Times, “keeps people guessing, because that’s when Boyd is strongest, when he keeps people in Harlan guessing.” When asked to compare Boyd with the role he played previously on “The Shield,” Goggins said that Shane’s actions “are reactive, not proactive. Boyd is the antithesis of all of that. He’s a guy who more often than not is ahead of the curve.” We saw that quality displayed when Boyd outsmarts Kyle. Whereas Dewey is blind to his own trajectory, Boyd actively chooses his.
Goggins says further that Boyd “has to believe fervently in something in order for the universe to make sense,” which seems to imply a sort of philosophical orientation (which for me equates to intelligence). In “The Man Behind the Curtain,” Boyd makes a reference to his own intelligence. Robert Quarles thinks Raylan works for Boyd, Raylan thinks Boyd propagated this impression, and Boyd says “You think that idea came from me? This is our home, Raylan. I start to turn on my own people, no matter how contentious at times our relationship may be, that’s a world that becomes so muddy even I can’t fathom it.” And he’s right. I mean Boyd really does see deeply through situations, their interconnectedness, their consequences.
In “Loose Ends” Boyd’s clever enough to get himself out of jail by giving Raylan information about the relationship between Tanner Dodd and Quarles. In “The Gunfighter,” Boyd’s clever enough to get himself into jail (by picking a fight with Raylan) in order to try to kill Dickie Bennett.
And check out this dialogue from “Decoy”:
AUGUSTINE: I got to ask. Where’d you get all those teeth?
BOYD: Courtesy of the American taxpayer while serving our great nation in Desert Storm.
AUGUSTINE: Man, I love the way you talk . . . using forty words where four will do. I’m curious. What would you say if I was about to put forty bullets through that beautiful vest of yours?
BOYD: What’re you waiting for? [This line ends on a rising tone.]
AUGUSTINE: Oh, you’re cool, huh?
BOYD: I tried to keep it to four words. You’ll allow the contraction as one.
AUGUSTINE: [nodding to Yolo] Yolo. [Yolo hits him and knocks him to the floor.]
These examples indicate that Boyd is smart in a cool way, and that, therefore, intelligence can contribute to coolness.
Likability as a Feature of Coolness
One final quality of coolness: likability. To be cool you have to be likable. Or at least people have to want to be like you. That seems close enough. They like who you are enough to want to be like you so that they will like themselves better. We like ourselves if we think we’re cool.
I Rest My Case (on Boyd)
I hope I’ve made you open to the possibility that coolness involves a “family-resemblance” collection of qualities like composure, dignity, control, wily cleverness, unconventionality, courage, and social intelligence. The qualities which make up coolness are also qualities which make a person good and “right” as a person. I take Boyd’s character as an example that proves my case.