The Cars’ Greatest Hits

for Timothy Alborn

When everything is artificial, everything

is equally sincere.

I was a ridiculous child,

tall tree made of cloth in my ear.

I got a hold on you, you’re all

I’ve got tonight, you might think I’m delir-

ious, but all I want is you

How the rankest cliché can please if you can

put yourself where it’s what you hoped to hear.

Hexagonal drum pads, Pac-Man tones and tunes

as slick as waterslides

in a summer New England characterized

by who’s got a crush on who,

lo-res graphics and kisses on acrylic collars

presented as mysteries to revere—

although you can’t go on

thinking nothing’s wrong is right

enough, if you have the right shades,

if you let somebody else steer.

If you synthesize your confidence, the more

you make up the less you have to fear.

Thank you for making 1984

as good as any other year.