Mean Girls

after Baudelaire

In twos and threes on bedspreads the color of sand

Anywhere in suburban America they turn

Their parallel painted toes to the horizon

Finding a target almost without knowing it hand

On hand together as on a hand-drawn

Ouija board they select

A number to dial a name to call and deflect

The reputation that would land on them

They betray their confidences with confidence

Some of them used to walk through the last wild stand

Of maples behind the cul-de-sac snapping the saplings

Calling each other crybabies they mock experience

And mock my lack of experience

Their net composed of telephone cords

Night after night brings up ghosts

Lantern fish and anglerfish with their intense

Lures are not more fit more deftly set

For such secretive nights such high-pressure atmospheres

Such canticles of devotion to amoral gods

Some of them open the liquor cabinet

In an otherwise empty household and discover

The pleasure of Limoncello and headachy sleep

Some of them mock me for paying

Too much for a sparkly tunic or for looking cheap

They say your black bracelets and grave

Demeanor augur solitary nights

But your slutty hoop earrings must hurt You liked

The right boys but in the wrong order You called it a rave

But it was not a rave You are too good

An accessory kiss-off show-off You disgust

Our modesty You have nothing to show They place air quotes

Around your life so you learn not to trust

Yourself any more than they trust

One another because you still crave

Their pathetic and fleeting attention O monstrous martyrs

With your emerald contact lenses O terrible saints

Of hypocrisy penlites and brave

Cursive in sealed envelopes You understand

How some of us you reject will never forget you

We will grow up to study your mistakes

As means of navigation You wanted to keep

Us from becoming like you but we will not let you