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It was a hell of a show.

My dad later remarked that he never realized that Steven had been such a good-looking young lad in his day. The photos that Hollywood Tonight had dug up from old yearbooks, Reingruber’s scrapbook, and God knows where else had all been touched up a bit.

Steven at eighteen had an uncanny resemblance to a young Brad Pitt.

The footage of Pam Anderson’s cleavage was just revealing enough to escape the censors’ judgement, while bringing in a record number of viewers.

The video of Pam cuddling her little doggies up to her gargantuan mammaries was both titillating and touching. Her love of animals and advocacy for their well-being was sincere.

The re-enactment of Steven’s selfless act of heroism, as he ran through the blazing inferno of a California brush fire, apparently caught the imagination of the world. Or, at least, that part of the world that got its news from Hollywood Tonight.

And the best part was that they mentioned me in the segment.

They made Donny Love famous.