come along Gilgamesh
be you my husband
to me grant your lusciousness
I will harness for you a chariot of lapis lazuli
with wheels of gold
be my husband and I will be your wife
oh wow
Ishtar
that’s so flattering
I’m so flattered
the Lullubu people will bring you produce of the mountains
as tribute
your she-goats will bear triplets
that’s such a tempting offer
your ewes twins
your donkey will overtake the mule
i would just
love to
but super quick question
how is your boyfriend Tammuz
these days
is he still
trapped in the Underworld?
I don’t know what you mean
how about all your other boyfriends
still horribly dead
or turned into wolves?
you know what
never mind
i’m just super curious
since you’ve murdered exactly all of them
if maybe you were planning
on doing that to me too
i hope you get eaten by dogs
there it is