Achilles?
Kiddo? Achilles?
Hey bud you in there?
hey champ I know you’re in there
I can see you
We just want to talk
okay?
no im not
you’re not what
not in your tent?
no
buddy it’s okay to be a little upset
IM NOT UPSET
okay
IM FULL OF RIGHTEOUS FURY
okay
THE ANGER OF ACHILLES SON OF PELEUS BRINGS
COUNTLESS ILL UPON THE ACHAEANS
SO I DONT GET “A LITTLE UPSET” OK
okay you got it
we were just wondering
when you might be thinking
of coming back to the war that we’re having
well A of all youre being condecending
what did I say?
it wasnt what you said it was HOW you said it
and B of all i quit war forever
so
that’s when i’m coming back
whenever i un-forever quit war, which is never, so never
what’s this about, buddy?
he took that girl i liked
who did
that guy
I can’t say his name
the guy with the long name and the sun helmet
Agamemnon?
yeah that guy
he took that girl I like
which girl?
I DONT REMEMBER
GOD
what is this
name remembering day
the one who was always holding the wine
or like the orb or whatever
she was always carrying something
okay
okay
would it help if we got her back?
no
it would not help
and youre being condescending again
and im going home
what will you do if you go home?
i dunno
stuff grows out of the ground if you put stuff in it
so maybe ill do that
farming?
yeah
go home and put stuff in the ground and no one will take the girls
i like
and i hope you all die in this stupid war
you don’t mean that
you don’t mean your face
what?
leave me alone