hi Odysseus
what are you doing for dinner tonight
Circe.
what
oh my god whatttt
Circe
stop it with my name
i don’t know what you’re mad about
are you mad
Circe I’m not coming over for dinner
whyyyyy
you know why
no i don’t
I’m a witch
not a
not the captain of knowing why of things
what are all those pigs doing outside your house
I don’t know
whatever pigs do
truffle-hunting
Circe
i think the technical term is mycophagy
but I’m not 100% on that
where did the pigs come from Circe
i don’t know
a pig farm
a pig mommy and a pig daddy who loved each other very much
and gave each other a special handshake
CIRCE
oh my god okay fine
they’re your crew, you got me
i turned all of your friends into pigs
why did you turn my friends into pigs
i don’t know
maybe the real question is
why are your friends
so turn-into-pigsable
turn them back into humans
will you come over for dinner if i turn them back into humans
turn them back into humans first and we’ll talk
uuugh
Finnnneeeee
and turn them back into REGULAR humans
what do you mean
just like how they were before
not
i don’t know
half-pig men
or a thousand years old
or with no arms
just the same, normal people
haha oh my god
what do you even think i am
i would never do that
Circe
you own an entire island of badgermen
you don’t know that island wasn’t already like that when I got here
was it like
was it full of half-men half-badgers?
i don’t have to answer that question
it was full of a lot of things when i got here
anyhow shut up
i fixed your stupid friends
who by the way are stupid and boring
CIRCE
im kidddddding godddd