hey kiddo
are you coming down for dinner
fuck you
okay
sorry honey
your not sorry at all
do you want me to bring you a sandwich?
i wish i was dead
okay honey
but do you want a sandwich first
what kind of sandwich
we’re having tuna fish
okay
okay you still want to die?
or okay you want me to bring you a tuna fish sandwich?
uuuuughhh
you dont get it
i’ll bring you the sandwich just in case
i dont want one if theres the little crunchy things in it
capers?
no
the little crunchy things
celery?
NO
THE LITTLE CRUNCHY THINGS
relish?
yeah
i don’t think there’s any relish in them but i’ll check
bring two
if i dont die i want one for later
okay
dont come in though
I won’t
im working on something and i dont want you to look at it
so just leave them by the door