Hamlet

hey kiddo
are you coming down for dinner

fuck you

okay
sorry honey

your not sorry at all

do you want me to bring you a sandwich?

i wish i was dead

okay honey
but do you want a sandwich first

what kind of sandwich

we’re having tuna fish

okay

okay you still want to die?
or okay you want me to bring you a tuna fish sandwich?

uuuuughhh
you dont get it

i’ll bring you the sandwich just in case

i dont want one if theres the little crunchy things in it

capers?

no
the little crunchy things

celery?

NO
THE LITTLE CRUNCHY THINGS

relish?

yeah

i don’t think there’s any relish in them but i’ll check

bring two
if i dont die i want one for later

okay

dont come in though

I won’t

im working on something and i dont want you to look at it
so just leave them by the door